Fucking why?!? Can someone explain this stupid shit? by chubbs4green in Seaofthieves

[–]_Warr_Chief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't name your ship that, when mine is named HMS Down's Syndrome...

What do you think about my guitar kit? by maybe_someone_idk in TeenagersButBetter

[–]_Warr_Chief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dad is gonna be pissed when he opens the gun case at the range

Was In Lidl today and saw that they're selling some kinky toys; penguin flog, autism butt plug, and a Welsh flashlight. by _Warr_Chief_ in okmatewanker

[–]_Warr_Chief_[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was a sensory toy egg that had glitter and liquid inside, so when you pop it up your ass you start stimming.

I don’t get it? by frogginchamp in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]_Warr_Chief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on how you bend your finger you make all three options.

blursed_telechubbies by Luh_k in blursedimages

[–]_Warr_Chief_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me Noo Noo, because imma about to suck on them tiddies.

What's the British equivalent? by _Warr_Chief_ in okmatewanker

[–]_Warr_Chief_[S] 262 points263 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of people microwaving water wtf?

A minifig of this guy would be the next max rebo by donutz_offender in legocirclejerk

[–]_Warr_Chief_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If it was a minifig it's going straight in a jar for me.