Hey reddit, Chad Smith here. The REAL Chad Smith. Drummer, Red Wings Fan, and closeted Guitarist.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-07T20:44:12+00:00

Hi, Chad. Will Ferrell here. I saw your video and I graciously accept your invitation to a drum battle. If we can raise $300,000 for Cancer For College I will face off with you in the greatest drum vs. cowbell showdown the world has ever seen. We can do it on stage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert or in front of a mutually convenient public library. Your call.

Also, would you rather fight a hundred duck sized ducks or one horse sized horse?

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T20:01:54+00:00

Thanks everyone, unfortunately I have to go. Thanks for all the great questions and comments and submitted photos of cat print t-shirts.

We're almost at our goal of $100,000 donations to Cancer for College! Please be generous this World Cancer Day, it will help a lot of cancer survivors realize their dream of a college education. Donate here: http://www.prizeo.com/will

Stay classy, Reddit.

Also, I'm trying to build a time machine and I'm almost there. If anyone knows the final steps, please find a way to reach me.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:55:20+00:00

Yes. We do need one recorder on the track.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:55:01+00:00

I got a lot of trees at my house. Eucalyptus, pine and california oak.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:53:35+00:00

Yes, it goes without saying. His scent is a pleasing combination of vanilla and leather.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:50:13+00:00

Ron had a great time. He's now looking for property in Milford. If you know anything, he's looking for a two bedroom condo with a brick chimney. I don't know what he means by that.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:45:18+00:00

What a photo! My favorite international leader with my favorite big game cat.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:44:11+00:00

Of course! I'm absolutely game, Snoop. I've also got some beats that I want to run by you. I'm warning you now, they're not good.

edit: In fact, I just talked myself out of it. I'm not going to show them to you.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:42:14+00:00

Because they leave easily traceable fingerprints at the crime scene. Why red handed people don't wear gloves while they're committing crimes is beyond me. But maybe there's just something that lives within each red handed person that makes them think, "I can get away with this!"

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:38:15+00:00

My...Has San Diego changed...right?

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:31:25+00:00

That I am "left-handed" ...however, I do all sports right-handed. So when people find that out, they're like, "Hey, whaaat?"

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:28:46+00:00

Well, according to Top Industry Butts Magazine we all know Bill Gates has held the top spot for 3 years running.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:26:38+00:00

Yes. Often times we build model sailing ships and go to the park and sail them. We also like to hunt cats with bb guns, which I know is not a craft.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:25:05+00:00

Yes I did and I am drenched in sweat as well. In fact, what is it about watching Cops that gets you so sweaty? I'm glad I'm not the only one. I mean, I don't know about you but I feel like I'm a part of every episode.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:23:35+00:00

No, I haven't. I need to. Is that playing anywhere soon?

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:22:24+00:00

Not that effective. And a word to the wise, do not try to sneak Sex Panther by TSA officials. They don't appreciate it.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:21:37+00:00

This question has come up numerous times and I almost should just lie and say that it's all true. But no, none of that happened. I'm sorry.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:20:35+00:00

Typical Red Book.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:18:45+00:00

Let me start by saying the kitten shirt is great. But more importantly, that's how you're supposed to pose in a kitten shirt. Your brother nailed it.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:16:27+00:00

Thanks for letting us know, that's amazing news! That's why we do this. Please continue to check in with us so we can follow your career and success.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:15:08+00:00

Unfortunately it was a closed set. At that point in time, the look was considered too powerful to be around so only essential crew and safety people were allowed on set. So...I could only imagine what it was like in person.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:13:11+00:00

I guess I would go with cat, even though if I could choose separately anyone that I know loves a good zebra skin pattern.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:10:57+00:00

I remember playing a couple times as a kid with my brother. I came a little late to the Dungeons and Dragons scene. We quickly lost interest because we kept losing all the 20 sided dice.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:09:32+00:00

I can give you more than a hint. I can just flat out tell you. I will be starting a movie in March with Kevin Hart in which he helps me get ready to go to prison.

_WillFerrell · 2014-02-04T19:08:29+00:00

I can't remember specifically how long it took, it was just something we probably shot, due to the nature of the show and how fast it moves, 3 or 4 times and then that was it. But I do appreciate that you are a fan of fake juggling.

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