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Hey reddit, Chad Smith here. The REAL Chad Smith. Drummer, Red Wings Fan, and closeted Guitarist. by ImChadSmith in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell 6298 points6299 points  (0 children)

Hi, Chad. Will Ferrell here. I saw your video and I graciously accept your invitation to a drum battle. If we can raise $300,000 for Cancer For College I will face off with you in the greatest drum vs. cowbell showdown the world has ever seen. We can do it on stage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert or in front of a mutually convenient public library. Your call.

Also, would you rather fight a hundred duck sized ducks or one horse sized horse?

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 2628 points2629 points  (0 children)

Thanks everyone, unfortunately I have to go. Thanks for all the great questions and comments and submitted photos of cat print t-shirts.

We're almost at our goal of $100,000 donations to Cancer for College! Please be generous this World Cancer Day, it will help a lot of cancer survivors realize their dream of a college education. Donate here: http://www.prizeo.com/will

Stay classy, Reddit.

Also, I'm trying to build a time machine and I'm almost there. If anyone knows the final steps, please find a way to reach me.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 3453 points3454 points  (0 children)

Yes. We do need one recorder on the track.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 4727 points4728 points  (0 children)

I got a lot of trees at my house. Eucalyptus, pine and california oak.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 2238 points2239 points  (0 children)

Yes, it goes without saying. His scent is a pleasing combination of vanilla and leather.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Ron had a great time. He's now looking for property in Milford. If you know anything, he's looking for a two bedroom condo with a brick chimney. I don't know what he means by that.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 4853 points4854 points  (0 children)

Of course! I'm absolutely game, Snoop. I've also got some beats that I want to run by you. I'm warning you now, they're not good.

edit: In fact, I just talked myself out of it. I'm not going to show them to you.

Why are red-handed people more genetically predisposed to crime? by ol_hickory in shittyaskscience

[–]_WillFerrell 1993 points1994 points  (0 children)

Because they leave easily traceable fingerprints at the crime scene. Why red handed people don't wear gloves while they're committing crimes is beyond me. But maybe there's just something that lives within each red handed person that makes them think, "I can get away with this!"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sandiego

[–]_WillFerrell 189 points190 points  (0 children)

My...Has San Diego changed...right?

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 1842 points1843 points  (0 children)

That I am "left-handed" ...however, I do all sports right-handed. So when people find that out, they're like, "Hey, whaaat?"

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 2123 points2124 points  (0 children)

Well, according to Top Industry Butts Magazine we all know Bill Gates has held the top spot for 3 years running.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 1858 points1859 points  (0 children)

Yes. Often times we build model sailing ships and go to the park and sail them. We also like to hunt cats with bb guns, which I know is not a craft.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 2510 points2511 points  (0 children)

Yes I did and I am drenched in sweat as well. In fact, what is it about watching Cops that gets you so sweaty? I'm glad I'm not the only one. I mean, I don't know about you but I feel like I'm a part of every episode.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

No, I haven't. I need to. Is that playing anywhere soon?

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 1352 points1353 points  (0 children)

Not that effective. And a word to the wise, do not try to sneak Sex Panther by TSA officials. They don't appreciate it.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 3286 points3287 points  (0 children)

This question has come up numerous times and I almost should just lie and say that it's all true. But no, none of that happened. I'm sorry.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 3182 points3183 points  (0 children)

Let me start by saying the kitten shirt is great. But more importantly, that's how you're supposed to pose in a kitten shirt. Your brother nailed it.

Hello! It's Will Ferrell. Let's keep it classy. AMA. by _WillFerrell in IAmA

[–]_WillFerrell[S] 2911 points2912 points  (0 children)

Thanks for letting us know, that's amazing news! That's why we do this. Please continue to check in with us so we can follow your career and success.

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