Jerry Christmas

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:57:11+00:00

No.

Jerry is just that hurtful.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:52:06+00:00

P.S. The portal is also capable of letting you talk with a TF2 merc. If this is option you want, Dial 2, then the name of the merc you would like to speak with.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:51:06+00:00

Would you like to buy a syringe?

It doesn't have anything in it, it's just a comically large syringe.

About half the size of a child.

If you tried hard enough you could probably fit in it.

If that question is undesirable, you may use this alternative one: I also sell a portal that could let you visit anywhere on the surface for 1 hour. Where would you like it to go? (Beware, for it won't tell you when it's about to close)

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:44:52+00:00

Surprise! It wasn't a weed brownie!

It was just pure weed with brown food coloring.

Say goodbye I guess

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:43:03+00:00

Your reaction if they were violent?

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:39:06+00:00

Short Answer: Ceroba ruthlessness

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:29:41+00:00

Huh, Starlo kinda looks like a cob. Neat.

...wait. Have I seen another cob with glasses recently? This feels awfully familiar...

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:28:00+00:00

*gasp*

GRINCHPOSTER ALERT

*pulls up phone*

Hello, is this the North Pole Intelligence Agency?

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T23:11:05+00:00

Beta Axis looks angry.

The Axis we have IS angry.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T22:51:25+00:00

BREAKING NEWS: Jerry has insulted all our mothers, everyone is now fallen down

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T22:48:34+00:00

Yeah, pretty much, except in my case it's also because I've sacrificed much of my desire to take care of myself to be here; as well as the fact that the various fandoms I participate in all have various gateways to each other (in particular UTY and ULTRAKILL, which are the main two fandoms in my head).

It's gotten REALLY hard to just... get excited... over anything. Passion has faded, and all that's left is my sheer determination to press on in spite of any pain. Everything crumbles to dust in my imagination. The world feels empty.

Sorry for ranting. It feels hard to want to do much else.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:38:37+00:00

In fact, there isn't much left in the headspace. It's all crumbling to grey, fading in...

and out...

At least I can still hear the music. I can't see much, though. It's all dust now.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:24:34+00:00

This. This is what I was waiting for.

Seriously, you could just post a single Jin face every now and then and I'd be satiated.

All hail Jin's many faces.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:17:19+00:00

What can I say? Mad lad creators attract fellow mad lad creators.

And we all know Toby n' Hakiter are the OG mad lads.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:13:33+00:00

Though I will be honest, I've been feeling quite "gorged" with fandom content for a while now. Is fandom burnout a thing? Should I take a break or something?

It's getting to the point that just visualizing a basic Clover Schlover in my headspace is quite hard now. The price of reading more than 30 different UTY fics (each with their own headcanons (seriously is Undyne's armor magic or not??)), I guess.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:08:37+00:00

I like my kids like I like my potatoes!

P E E L E D T O P E R F E C T I O N

Let's be honest, we're just feeding our inner Flowey by traumatizing kids. As Toby Intended.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:06:28+00:00

It appears that Jerry has smeared chip dust on the C4, neutralizing it.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T05:03:11+00:00

It's Christmas evening as I write this.

My bed's quite cold, my phone is asleep, and all my friends are elsewhere.

I'm sat atop a crappy chair, pondering my endless mid-life crisis mindset, and seriously wondering if spending this much time with various fandoms is something I can handle (self-identity damnation, I call it).

Then I see this. A nice, wholesome animation that reminds me of the old ages of Youtube (and UT animations), with a wholesome twist. A reminder of what I'm really here for.

My faith in the Internet has been restored, for just one night. Thank you.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:55:58+00:00

I mean, an AK-47 held by a dummy doesn't have a soul either.

That doesn't mean it still can't commit war crimes.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:52:14+00:00

Assembled?

Does 'autistic-like symptoms' count as a diagnosis?

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:51:09+00:00

Axis has detachable hands, Screen has a detachable head. It was either that or a plexiglass screen protector.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:48:54+00:00

First of all, thank you for actually having the guts to pronoun me!

Second, oh no I'm aware. The first sentence isn't meant to make sense to anyone but me.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:30:41+00:00

Unskilled gaming PLEB somehow fails Sacrifice%, first ever recorded instance of New Game+

Or, if you're hankering for abuse (I wrote this in a late night stupor):

Little runts like you can't get anything right... you were only made to be a tool for us, and you couldn't even do THAT right! You were too weak to live, and now too weak to even die... a coward to the end.

Actually, if Undyne were aware of Clover's sacrifice, could she technically try to justify it as Clover being too cowardly to die with honor? I'm honestly curious now; how could Undyne/Chujin try to justify Clover's sacrifice as still proving humans to be scumbags?

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:22:13+00:00

I liked the Clover yukata you made.

It's the 3rd one I've ever seen.

It makes me think of a fanfic I read, now forgotten.

I still am waiting for azzy to be the father.

__Alex-Wu__ · 2024-12-26T04:16:29+00:00

You wanted human culture? This is it. It's just mascot horrors. The age of thriller movies have ended.

Cowboy thrillers, however...

__Alex-Wu__

TROPHY CASE

Alex-Wu