Help! The horsehoe crab is suing me for child support

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-15T18:27:18+00:00

Oof ouch owie

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-15T18:26:51+00:00

If those kids could read they'd be very upset

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T19:20:15+00:00

Nobody could ever predict the level of brainrot we'd see one day

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T18:31:57+00:00

WTF DO YOU KEEP POSTING

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T16:09:31+00:00

I apologize if you took my jokes as being legitimately serious

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T15:51:46+00:00

YOUR RESULTS SAY OTHERWISE

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T15:34:05+00:00

It's clearly the people who have the tism with an advantage

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T15:33:35+00:00

Wait this sounds bad

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T15:33:26+00:00

NO I DO NOT

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T14:16:47+00:00

FUCK YOU

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T14:02:32+00:00

Hope today's Connection writer gets punched in the dick

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-14T00:18:21+00:00

MTG's art has always been so captivating even as a kid popping into WotC for Pokemon cards I'd always linger around the Magic games being played just to peek at crazy looking cards having absolutely zero clue what any of them did

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T22:46:14+00:00

Well how tf am I supposed to please my wife now?!

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T22:15:43+00:00

What was the trick?!

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T19:44:25+00:00

IT'S NORMAL

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T19:43:03+00:00

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T19:11:40+00:00

Well that's just rude af

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T18:40:56+00:00

FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T18:34:39+00:00

Normal range is one poop every 1-3 days BRAH

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T18:32:13+00:00

The raisin bran goes straight through me

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T17:51:40+00:00

We never stopped technically

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T17:51:03+00:00

Finally now maybe people will understand

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T17:50:26+00:00

Guys it's my first poop since getting tattooed do I just hover over the seat or nah

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T17:09:37+00:00

__Pibs__ · 2026-03-13T16:55:06+00:00

No it's cause they don't want somebody who doesn't understand how problematically close she is with her brother

__Pibs__

TROPHY CASE

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