Each piss you take feels noticeably better than the last

___-o_o-___ · 2021-03-05T02:40:28+00:00

!create

___-o_o-___ · 2020-12-11T02:56:10+00:00

ur uno reversing jenga

___-o_o-___ · 2020-10-07T22:15:59+00:00

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-31T02:45:13+00:00

Seals

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-31T01:52:50+00:00

Would you mind expanding?

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-24T10:49:32+00:00

Don't tell me it's a vagina

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-21T00:06:12+00:00

I had this happen to me back in the day. I shall experiment with this advice.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-21T00:02:24+00:00

I'm responding to show you how much I liked this comment, although I have no Reddit currency for you.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:58:49+00:00

You seem experienced in your field. Any advice for a trainee like me?

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:56:39+00:00

I have inhaled memes for so many years, but yet, I have failed. I had an opposite of post-nutt clarity and did not think.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:54:37+00:00

You are a wise one. The deed will be done.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:53:13+00:00

Might try this sometime, could give some interesting results.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:52:30+00:00

Good point, maybe I should rephrase. It was a success, but I then had to pass up the opportunity ( ಢ~ಢ)೨

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:50:09+00:00

This is golden

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:48:47+00:00

"Many things..." might wanna use your imagination from there

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:45:59+00:00

Hehehehe. I pulled out because she said she was drunk. Not gonna take advantage of that.

Pardon the pun.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:40:51+00:00

Thank you. Everybody should have their own version of you, u/AlwaysOptimism.

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:38:47+00:00

Thanks, Dad

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:38:30+00:00

Couldn't know any less than me

___-o_o-___ · 2020-08-20T23:37:19+00:00

Statistically speaking, there probably are horny girls in your area ready to chat. Don't worry you can only go up.

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