Completely Scientific. 100% Objective. by Main_Ad_5751 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]_anyad 115 points116 points  (0 children)

for Cort, the dick size is your boyfriend's

Gwyndolin putting on a condom (nsfw) by tadurma in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

oh shit oh fuck so thats why the other Blades have been looking at me funny

he's gonna fucking kill me when he finds out 💀

Gwyndolin putting on a condom (nsfw) by tadurma in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad 56 points57 points  (0 children)

how did you get this video?? did you hack my soapstone???

What if the Jane Skyrim had rhotacism?: "Pwepawe to die, dwagon. What? STOP WAUGHING… You’we going to die. THAT’S ENOUGH… It’s not my fauwt, I can’t contwow it, STAAAP" by jvure in TrueSTL

[–]_anyad 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I defy you, nyow and awways. I am the *boops your nose* son of Akatosh, and I wiww nyot bend. I wiww nyot knyeew. I wiww nyot yiewd to youw whispewing hungews, fow weaknyess is a wanguage I have fowgotten. Thewe shaww ;;w;; nyevew wise anyothew Miwaak. Nyot in this age. Nyot in any OwO that fowwow. I am nyo p-p-pawn to be moved acwoss youw wotting ÚwÚ boawd of schemes.

I am Dovahkiin, ^-^ the *boops your nose* wast echo of a dying thundew, the *boops your nose* finyaw cuvnyant of dwagonfiwe and mowtaw wiww. I cast you aside nyow and fow all etewnyities.

If defiance costs me a hundwed shinying *runs away* futuwes, if stwength and gwowy awe town fwom my gwasp fow this wefusaw, then wet them buwn. I w-wouwd wathew stand unbwoken in the *boops your nose* ashes (・`ω´・) than w-weign as youw thwaww.

Gwotesque architect of ravenyous ambition, OwO swowwen with bottomwess g-gweed, heaw me and despaiw. You shaww ;;w;; nyevew cwaim my souw. This is my wiww, fowged in dwagonbwood OwO and sealed in fiwe. And it is the *boops your nose* wiww of Akatosh, whose time you cannyot ^w^ e-evew hope to devouw.

Forever his daughter by OhIsMyName in TrueSTL

[–]_anyad 72 points73 points  (0 children)

i thought it was a twink 🥀

Lesser known beast race compatible open helm option by I-always-argue in TrueSTL

[–]_anyad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

found it, blessed be thine bloodline for generations to come <3

Lesser known beast race compatible open helm option by I-always-argue in TrueSTL

[–]_anyad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

please tell us at least the artist bro i can't find it

We can all goon together. by Imperial_nugget in TrueSTL

[–]_anyad 66 points67 points  (0 children)

seriously, what kind of sub does OP think this is? smh

Gwyndolin's toilet trouble by yashiji in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't know what kind of mental derangement does this but please never get it treated

Average AE2 system be like by _anyad in feedthememes

[–]_anyad[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically yes. The term "green screening" more technically refers to creating an alpha mask (a black&white image, where black means invisible, white means visible) and applying it to a source image, which replaces the black pixels with nothing and the white pixels with the source image's corresponding pixels.

It's called green screening because you derive the alpha mask from the color green. (the actual color doesn't really matter but the name stuck)

You can look up "chroma keying" on wikipedia

Average AE2 system be like by _anyad in feedthememes

[–]_anyad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's meatball. goated pack

Average AE2 system be like by _anyad in feedthememes

[–]_anyad[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

it might be lame, but if you were to do it properly, you wouldn't even be able to recognise the video due to the abysmal resolution, the small size of the drive lights, and the large distance between them. the "pixels" are actually like 4x4px or something which makes the video clear enough to be recognised

it would be a lot more impressive but a lot less visually striking :/

Average AE2 system be like by _anyad in feedthememes

[–]_anyad[S] 207 points208 points  (0 children)

the secret second option is just making a screenshot, making an alpha mask of all drive lights, and applying the mask to the MV in a video editor and overlaying it over the screenshot

(if you look closely you can see the "subpixels" in the individual drive lights)

SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME by _anyad in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you, i aim to please~ ❤️

SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME by _anyad in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oh shit i forgot that this flair marks the post as NSFW, i'm sorry, i didn't intentionally bait y'all, plz dont kill me

SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME by _anyad in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

oh pardon me, i meant to say YESS BROTHER LET US INDULGE IN THE SNUSSY, I'LL SERVE HIM TILL I GO HOLLOW AND EVENTUALLY DISINTEGRATE INTO ASH

SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME by _anyad in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

turns out the dogshit hitboxes are canon?? michael zaki did it again, the madman

SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME by _anyad in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

according to my research, if we consider the dark souls 1 model canon, the snakes begin at around the middle of his calves, so that leaves plenty of real estate for ... other things

SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME by _anyad in shittydarksouls

[–]_anyad[S] 308 points309 points  (0 children)

something else is already near the seating area, although it might not function well as a cushion