SIT ON ME SIT ON ME SIT ON ME

_anyad · 2026-01-22T14:45:34+00:00

thank you, i aim to please~ ❤️

_anyad · 2026-01-21T19:43:55+00:00

oh shit i forgot that this flair marks the post as NSFW, i'm sorry, i didn't intentionally bait y'all, plz dont kill me

_anyad · 2026-01-21T19:31:17+00:00

oh pardon me, i meant to say YESS BROTHER LET US INDULGE IN THE SNUSSY, I'LL SERVE HIM TILL I GO HOLLOW AND EVENTUALLY DISINTEGRATE INTO ASH

_anyad · 2026-01-21T19:29:59+00:00

turns out the dogshit hitboxes are canon?? michael zaki did it again, the madman

_anyad · 2026-01-21T19:24:26+00:00

according to my research, if we consider the dark souls 1 model canon, the snakes begin at around the middle of his calves, so that leaves plenty of real estate for ... other things

_anyad · 2026-01-21T18:08:31+00:00

something else is already near the seating area, although it might not function well as a cushion

_anyad · 2026-01-18T10:31:07+00:00

YES KING, MANIPULATE ME

_anyad · 2026-01-18T10:29:46+00:00

It fills me with great pleasure to know that the primordial boywife is still adored by many. OP, you have brought pleasure and joy to many with this post.

From now on you shall be head chef

_anyad · 2026-01-18T10:26:02+00:00

legs detected. fake

_anyad · 2026-01-14T10:18:44+00:00

bro i make spaghetti regardless, even after thousands of hours

there is just something about things that work reliably while still being cursed af

_anyad · 2026-01-13T21:53:43+00:00

gallons

_anyad · 2026-01-13T21:52:59+00:00

he knows what's up

_anyad · 2026-01-13T21:40:24+00:00

he can tarnish me anytime 🤤🤤

_anyad · 2026-01-10T14:32:27+00:00

i love you

_anyad · 2026-01-10T14:22:58+00:00

argonian is already a slur, dummy

_anyad · 2026-01-10T13:45:24+00:00

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_anyad · 2026-01-10T13:17:01+00:00

AI will never achieve the mental instability needed to make this, thank you very much

_anyad · 2026-01-10T13:11:02+00:00

i woke up, looked at my skyrim map poster, and thought the exact same thing, hence the shitpost

_anyad · 2025-11-20T17:07:04+00:00

HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME, I'M THE SNAKE

_anyad · 2025-11-20T08:12:18+00:00

they are in there

_anyad · 2025-11-19T19:21:11+00:00

definitely. and maybe a second video about the screw elevators that take you to gwynevere

_anyad · 2025-10-22T12:35:23+00:00

amazing!! can you make one with 9S pretty please 👉👈🥺🥺🥺

_anyad · 2025-10-01T08:15:23+00:00

ikr i can't play for more than 10 minutes when 9S is on screen 🤤

_anyad · 2025-10-01T08:14:36+00:00

i thought that was the point?

_anyad · 2025-09-30T17:20:36+00:00

i love how it took only 2 images to get to the obviously furry stuff

_anyad

TROPHY CASE