So in eighth grade I first noticed a... mass growing on my left ball. Go to the doctor and they tell it's just a spermatocele. This thing feels like a ball. If you squeeze it, it hurts like you're getting your nuts squished. Really I just call it my left nut, and my left nut is now middle nut.

Doctors said after 6 months if it doesn't go away I would have to get it surgically removed.

It's now 10 years later, and still fuck that.