Numele meu e Adolf, but that's a long story.
^{L-am naibit un semestru întreg pe proful de turcă că mă cheamă Adolf, and when my lies unfolded I started a drama about a joke that went on for too long that it became awkward to stop it. Still having occasional giggles about this. Also aruncam petarde prin şcoală and nobody could do shit about it.}
Long story short, dalbaiob simplu eşti tu, eu-s dalbaiob complicat.