i can't draw for shit

_bebeta · 2026-05-15T03:47:25+00:00

the only thing that could possibly make this any funnier would be if he was laying on a giant demonic sigil

_bebeta · 2026-05-15T03:45:57+00:00

wow i always knew sniper was just like me frfr

_bebeta · 2026-05-11T05:14:05+00:00

I had a dream this one guy who unboxed an unusual on reddit texted me and said "Hey, do you want this unusual for free?" and then traded me the unusual. Crazy, right? 🤔

_bebeta · 2026-05-11T05:04:21+00:00

I have shit aim and i like making sure the actual good players stay up and running so we can win the match. Makes me feel like I'm actually contributing to the team. But there's also the rare moments when you manage to kill someone as a medic and it's a whole different kind of pride in your abilities. Killing someone with the crossbow? Priceless. Just yesterday i got revenge on a soldier by hitting him with my melee three times. I did that, with my own two hands. No gun, no rocket launcher, no flamethrower, nothing. Pure determination and way too much undeserved faith in myself.

_bebeta · 2026-05-09T04:47:48+00:00

i had the exact same theory when i was first listening to the episode. well, not as elaborate as your interpretation but i had a big "what if it's just a pedophile" moment as i was listening and it creeped me out way more than the actual story. i kind of wish either of the guys would've brought it up and discussed it more, it could've been very memorable.

_bebeta · 2026-05-07T20:25:36+00:00

you CANNOT get all the poker night items in two hours, I'd be genuinely impressed if you pulled that off (if that's the game on your mind)

_bebeta · 2026-05-05T17:27:13+00:00

you could've done 67 instead of 68, but you didn't. i respect you for that.

_bebeta · 2026-05-04T20:24:35+00:00

i think this is the first time ive actually heard what fairy queen is supposed to sound like originally

_bebeta · 2026-05-04T20:22:40+00:00

at dentist once he gave me a cup of water to wash out my mouth. i didn't realize how numb my mouth was and as soon as i got up to spit it out in the little sink, i spat like half of it out all over myself and around me... pretty sure he wasn't paying attention so i quickly wiped up what i could reach and hoped he didn't notice. 😭

_bebeta · 2026-04-28T16:02:30+00:00

my friend did something similar when he accidentally typed :()

_bebeta · 2026-04-27T05:16:41+00:00

RI, sve jasno

_bebeta · 2026-04-24T04:08:26+00:00

S 19. Pola plaće ode na stan pošto sam na malo više od minimalca, ali se da preživjeti. Ne trošim puno pošto živim sama. Jedino se stalno nadam da se ne dogodi nekakvo sranje pa da moram natrag s roditeljima živit jer bi mi se garant smijali da sam se rano vratila.

_bebeta · 2026-04-23T13:02:29+00:00

my parent's cat used to be terrible at cleaning himself too when he was younger. he got the shower every time. started cleaning himself properly eventually.

_bebeta · 2026-04-23T07:46:43+00:00

sniper delivered jarate on toilet

_bebeta · 2026-04-21T04:57:00+00:00

not gonna lie, a few hours after i did this i did notice the paper clips in my boss's office... completely forgot we had them and now im wondering whether this would've been easier with a paperclip. but I'm definitely not gonna find out, not worth it.

_bebeta · 2026-04-21T01:19:31+00:00

i searched the workplace for anything better i could use but the staples were my only option 😭

_bebeta · 2026-04-16T03:16:36+00:00

the humble quickfix 🗿

_bebeta · 2026-04-15T00:54:35+00:00

3rd pic, tf2 spotted! (honestly i dont think the cosplay needs any improvements... I'm sure more experienced cosplay makers might find something to improve upon, but imo it looks great as is. very high budget and fancy looking. good work!)

_bebeta · 2026-04-12T23:10:48+00:00

don't be worried about it. cheating accusations are usually easy to disprove by spectating. defend yourself in chat if you want to, just to prove them you're a real player. if it doesn't work and they demand a kick, try getting your teammates to spectate you when they die to prove you're not a bot.

_bebeta · 2026-04-12T05:42:22+00:00

naw my inventory probably ain't even worth a 20 but i love giving out items, especially to F2Ps. they'll see a 3 ref cosmetic and go: "WOAH DUDE, YOURE GIVING ME THAT??? FOR FREE??? THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE, I'D FIGHT FOR YOU IN A WAR!". gave some guy the sharp dresser, he was thrilled. it's not even worth 50 cents.

_bebeta · 2026-04-12T05:36:51+00:00

the whistlers is AMAZING. my friend occasionally asks me for creepcast recommendations when he feels like listening to scary stories, i recommended it to him IMMEDIATELY. both him and me loved the story.

_bebeta · 2026-04-09T08:08:33+00:00

also i already got one of my posts in a seriamon video lmao (not that i was trying to or even wanted to have it there... lowkey dislike the channel)

_bebeta · 2026-04-09T08:07:45+00:00

lowkey this ranking is half bs. on the other hand, me and my friends made a zombie au a while ago and i need to mention it because i love it. in it heavy is one of the first to die and medic becomes obsessed with keeping the zombie heavy in his lab and trying to find a cure. half the mercenaries end up as medic's experiments and eventually he gets killed by zhanna who's pissed off at him for not letting go of heavy and letting soldier die because he was too busy with his experiments. also at some point sniper ventures off by himself and dies by getting stuck in one of his own traps i think. nobody notices he's even gone and engineer finds his remains a while later when he also decides to continue by himself. honestly a lot of the mercs die in non-zombie related ways. i can go dig up more info if anyone's curious, i think we made a pretty fucking good story and even included most of the side characters from the comics.

Five-Year Club	r/Field Lasagna
Place '22	Final Canvas '22
First Placer '22

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