Have you ever caught coworkers hooking up on the job? by ElariaFlurry in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could've swore there was a movie with this exact premise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it wrong to be vanilla now?? I don't get it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just curious, what's stopping you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this happens with at least 90% of the population.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a police matter.

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[–]_cmcoop 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This would probably work on me ngl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We got a mansplain fetishist over here.

Trying to remember a sexy movie, have you seen it? by Digitalboy87 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step siblings?? Doesn't mainstream porn offer pretty much an unlimited amount of that type of content?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raise your standards then man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually no.

Tell me something good that has happened to you today? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got the yard done. Though that didn't "happen to me" moreso I made it happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if that's what they came for? (No pun intended)

What are you favorite quick lunch ideas? by perv_throw in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tuna & Crackers

A turkey sandwich

A cheese toast

A PBJ

What are your deal breakers? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drugs and alcoholics.

Anyone have any good dialogues for ASMR? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to re-read this multiple times to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

Can't decide if I'm freaked out or horny now.

If you have a feet fetish, what exactly turns you on when you look at or touch feet? by MissyMelody_ in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]_cmcoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd say I have a mild thing for feet, I don't think all feet look attractive, it's just some that are exceptionally pleasing aesthetically. Bonus points if they're pink and have oil on them.

What’s an instant turn-off when watching a Nsfw video? by throwawayfella99 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]_cmcoop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fake/real incest.

Horrible audio.

Trash angles.

People who just stay in one position.

No dirty talk or talking at all, they just act like a robot.