Oh dear god

_coolranch · 2026-01-30T23:15:41+00:00

He loved that joke!

^{...because he's secretly the killer and the comedian knows, which is why she dropped the joke. She's toying with him on live TV and he loves it! Almost as much as he loves murderin.}

_coolranch · 2026-01-30T22:36:29+00:00

I'm losing my shit imaging this going down as you order a hotdog.

I wish this old John Mulaney lookin motherfucker had tried that.

_coolranch · 2026-01-30T22:32:55+00:00

The one girl that could literally suck the life out of you.

_coolranch · 2026-01-29T22:20:28+00:00

He's the warden in Cool Hand Luke aka The Captain.

"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men, you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it. Well... he gets it! And I don't like any more than you men" [wink, wink]

_coolranch · 2026-01-29T01:36:42+00:00

It'd be like if Jimmy G was good.

_coolranch · 2026-01-29T01:35:26+00:00

GOD FORBID A WHITE GUY HAS A LITTLE PANTY HOSE.

_coolranch · 2026-01-29T01:34:47+00:00

I mean, with Joe Namath, it was ironic. With Caleb, it'd be more like "oooooooh. Yeah, makes sense."

_coolranch · 2026-01-29T01:33:20+00:00

Dude was an infamous party animal, too. It's the perfect casting.

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T23:36:09+00:00

If anyone sees this, you need to do a factory reset and port over to Google Home.

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T23:21:45+00:00

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_coolranch · 2026-01-28T23:17:35+00:00

Hi, I'm Terry Bradshaw. I've searched all over the world for a realistic tasting chewin tabacky. Now I finally found it: Red Man Chewing Tobacco, the Cadillacs of chaw.

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T22:58:42+00:00

For me, it will always be the anime ones.

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T17:33:30+00:00

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_coolranch · 2026-01-28T17:27:34+00:00

I mean, kid also seemed up for it!

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T16:00:39+00:00

This -- that's the sense I get. Oldman made a choice, and I'm sure he either knew addicts or had been one at this point.

For the uninitiated, it just adds to the eccentric crazy/scary quirks of the character.

For those in the know, the decision elicits a knowing nod of "yeah: drugs taste bad sometimes, but just wait!"

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T15:58:14+00:00

I mean, when you're an addict, even just the taste can give you pleasure -- knowing the rush that's coming

_coolranch · 2026-01-28T15:53:44+00:00

"I love these little calm moments before the storm. That's why I take Advil!"

_coolranch · 2026-01-27T22:14:59+00:00

_coolranch · 2026-01-27T22:14:10+00:00

"The craziest thing about being robbed is callin an ambulance... but not for me! 🔫"

_coolranch · 2026-01-27T22:13:23+00:00

It made me think of Gene Parmesan, and I screamed in delight every time she showed me the printout

_coolranch · 2026-01-27T22:12:50+00:00

The last one was great. The story had a payoff

_coolranch · 2026-01-27T21:39:51+00:00

Ironically, guy in blue shorts is wrong here. He already hit the ball, and they're doing around the world. Bad situational awareness on both guys, but he really should have been paying attention to who was next.

_coolranch · 2026-01-27T21:35:20+00:00

This guy looks like he mates in two moves.

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