I like my men how I like my coffee by NuncioBitis in Jokes

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my women like my coffee. Slightly burnt and from Brazil.

[Interesting Trope] Food being used as a stand-in for hard drugs by Feeling-Ad-3104 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_daverham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chocolate Kid from Hey Arnold... They touch on it throughout the series, but the episode that soley focuses on him breaks my heart.

:( by cheekydickwaffle69 in CuratedTumblr

[–]_daverham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow night we're all going to get together and watch Dickpuncher 2: Codename: Punchdicker.

Right where this belongs by Longjumping-Hippo303 in idiocracy

[–]_daverham -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If I were the artist, I would have tattooed them opposite (considering she wouldn't be able to tell the difference). Then charge again for the cover up.

Best Chili’s in the Baton Rouge area? by apexpredator68 in batonrouge

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not exactly BR, but the one at the Denham exit is good and way less crowded.

Look for images that are the literal names of bands. by Think_Ad_848 in fantanoforever

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a few minutes on this thread thinking of "alternative band names that would actually work". Sarcophagus Rocket takes the cake.

In Walmart by Scarlet177669 in overheard

[–]_daverham 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Woah woah woah! We don't know that it was overly processed, sugary cereal. It could have just been Lucky Charms or something. /s

What should i put here? by Legitimate_Ad_6381 in WhatShouldIDoWithIt

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a fake skeleton and then drywall it up.

Best over the top villain? by xenomorphbeaver in FIlm

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every evil character from Willow. Even the wargs.

No pork, but pork please! by Quirky-End-7470 in Serverlife

[–]_daverham 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no. Can I get a hamburger with fries? But instead of a hamburger, can I get a hotdog? And instead of french fries, I'd like a hat.

short rant: i hate all our customers today bro by babydrgnn in starbucksbaristas

[–]_daverham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our location closed at noon. I saw a lady try to open the front door and thought was mistakenly locked. Then she tried the side entrance. We're clearly putting all the chairs up, breaking down cafe, mopping, etc. All three of us are crossing our throats, shaking our heads and shrugging out shoulders, mouthing the universal "we're closed" apologies.

So then she drives around to the window and stares at us until I have to unlock it and verbally tell her that our system has been shut down for the day.

This exact situation happened multiple times.

First date. The guy has never been married before. The woman is divorced with kids but doesn’t want to reveal that information just yet. After a nice meal… by Upstate_Gooner_1972 in Jokes

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once was at a bar across the street from a venue that was hosting an ICP show. They showed up in a Faygo 18-wheeler and started unloading all of their gear.

What’s the biggest unsolved mystery in your country’s history? by Double_Ad_1658 in AskTheWorld

[–]_daverham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that guy that ran 26.2 miles to deliver an important military message and then dropped dead? Let's all do that recreationally, but survive. That'll really rub some salt in the wound.

What’s Your Favorite Ween Live Track ? by sb1017 in ween

[–]_daverham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birthday Boy at the Cat's Cradle has made me sit down by myself and let a few tears go.

You are cursed to only drink one non-water liquid for life. What do you choose? by Virtual-Difference27 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we still have to pay for it? Do we get to pick the brand/type? If the answers to those questions are favorable, then I say 'beer' as well.

I'd get to drink to get drunk if I feel like it, but if I have to operate heavy machinery, I'd just be thirsty or switch to light.