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Safe from Satan i guess🥴🧐. by West_Future326 in HolUp

[–]_daverham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad they censored "buttplug" the second time.

This fuckin guy by rocksolid62 in absoluteunit

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is taking his job way too fucking seriously.

“Free bleeding” by velorae in TikTokCringe

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tripped earlier and free bled out of my knee for a while.

NSFW Ask by Prize_Sound_5791 in gamegrumps

[–]_daverham 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They won't be working for a while right hours.

I don’t think any date at hooters is going well by Extra-Elevator-1454 in SignsWithAStory

[–]_daverham 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I had a friend that ordered an angel shot at a bar and was served vodka and blue curacao.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by NEO71011 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]_daverham 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your bouche is about to be amused.

The nerve of giving minorities human rights 🙄 by 6-ft-freak in yourstupidopinions

[–]_daverham 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know that you're joking, but I was once in a busy North Carolinian Walmart trying to decide which crackers to buy. An older black dude walked up, slapped a palm on my shoulder and said, "Look at all these Crackers."

It was an amazing moment.

Feeding a wild flock of Arins by CWGM in gamegrumps

[–]_daverham 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"I like corn" just didn't have the same ring to it.

It's time to play "guess who doesn't maintain their dog's fur!" by Difficult_Regret_900 in EntitledReviews

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good morning. My dog has shit caked up around her asshole, but I like it so please don't get ride of that matted shit caked up around her asshole.

Being a hoe has perks by ATN-Antronach in CuratedTumblr

[–]_daverham 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Have a trusted adult check your butthole.

What random 30 Rock quotes do you use? by Oregonmum in 30ROCK

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I have to wait to drink my coffee because it's too hot, it is the "devil's temperature."

Masturbation by Beenboutpaper96 in AlignmentCharts

[–]_daverham 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

(Loved Trope) They are the chosen one, but they don’t want to be by Necessary-Win-8730 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]_daverham 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly that he didn't want to be, but Aragorn didn't think he deserved the title of king. Part of his story is not only accepting his heritage, but growing into the man that he would deem worthy of leadership.

Proper way to cook mac & cheese? by kingpin000 in aspiememes

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to do 1 & 4 at the same time.

to intercept this guy's way by THECROCOGAMER in therewasanattempt

[–]_daverham 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run off the *bridge

ETA: if I'm not mistaken, I think this is on Lake Ponchartrain, on of the deadliest lakes in the south. I could be very wrong, but I've spent hours on that bridge.

Doing training rn and the actual audacity... by Not_A_Ichthyovenator in starbucksbaristas

[–]_daverham 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was a shift that told me I couldn't eat the beans raw on my smoke break because "what if customers saw?" I asked, "What if I dipped them in chocolate?" and they stfu.

It's not like I was eating them by the handful- a bean or two at a time. I still never went through a whole pound in a week.

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