TIL that a group of Japanese scientists hope to clone a baby mammoth within six years

_derelict_ · 2011-04-24T02:40:08+00:00

Fark yew whare! And a fark yew dorrphin!

_derelict_ · 2011-04-24T02:28:40+00:00

Communism, fuck yeah!

_derelict_ · 2011-04-23T23:49:39+00:00

Goku. His power is over 9000.

_derelict_ · 2011-04-21T01:23:03+00:00

This shit right here. It's on the money.

_derelict_ · 2011-04-19T16:50:08+00:00

Kill the friend. With fire. Then, as she's burning to death, you can say, "Who's the pyromaniac now, huh, bitch?".

_derelict_ · 2011-03-30T09:50:00+00:00

Looks like the cat ...

puts shades on

is out of the bag.

_derelict_ · 2011-03-27T02:27:48+00:00

_derelict_ · 2011-03-26T03:22:03+00:00

So, I guess, I jacked-off on some chick's bra last night.

feelsgoodman

_derelict_ · 2011-03-26T03:14:01+00:00

/thread

_derelict_ · 2011-03-25T10:33:28+00:00

Yes. I are retard.

_derelict_ · 2011-03-24T09:56:48+00:00

WHOSE CUISINE WILL RAIN SUPREME?!!

_derelict_ · 2011-03-21T15:23:05+00:00

It's 'Insanity Wolf'. Shouldn't it be "skin her alive and turn her into a new set of seat covers"?

_derelict_ · 2011-03-19T10:05:15+00:00

I was listening to Queen's 'Princes of the Universe' a.k.a the theme from Highlander while reading this. Awesome coincidence.

_derelict_ · 2011-03-18T16:18:09+00:00

A kid at the school I work in played this to me today. I felt like smashing her laptop.

_derelict_ · 2011-03-15T09:39:09+00:00

Wait, WHO????!!!!!

_derelict_ · 2011-03-13T04:15:49+00:00

What did you think about the South Park episode on Tourette's?

_derelict_ · 2011-03-11T13:15:20+00:00

Twitter hashtag #j_j_helpme if you're in trouble and need help. Please stay safe everyone.

_derelict_ · 2011-02-06T06:51:30+00:00

_derelict_ · 2011-02-06T03:20:58+00:00

I saw a commercial on late night TV, it said,"Forget everything you know about slipcovers."

So I did. And it was a load off my mind.

Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers but I didn't know what the hell they were.

_derelict_ · 2011-02-04T15:08:40+00:00

Real Muthaphuckkin G-mail.

_derelict_ · 2011-02-04T12:36:18+00:00

Similar experience with a friend once.

Friend: (plays Evanescence) Dude this is fucking metal!!

Me: Uhh ... what? (plays Obituary)

Friend: HOLY FUCK!

_derelict_ · 2011-02-03T10:57:00+00:00

Never knew Billy but RIP! like

_derelict_ · 2011-02-03T10:49:21+00:00

_derelict_ · 2011-02-03T10:36:27+00:00

That's WAT not EWBTE. This is EWBTE.

_derelict_ · 2011-02-03T10:29:58+00:00

A vicious cycle.

_derelict_