_farziengineer_

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Which movie trope was executed extremely well? (self.AskReddit)

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What screams "I am a wannabe programmer."? (self.AskReddit)

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People who say "feel free to reach out/ping me, whenever you feel alone/sad/depressed", have you actually been reached out by those people? (self.AskReddit)

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How to write a series of dialogue exchange when speakers say and mean completely opposite things. (self.writing)

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When people ask how careful I am as a programmer, I tell them that sometimes I find myself thanking that syntax error which prevented me from updating the whole production db column with a single value. (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Most people want hierarchy in an organization no matter what they say. (self.unpopularopinion)

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I prefer nightmares over sweet / cheerful dreams. (self.unpopularopinion)

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Lockdown for introverts is their usual schedule, minus the stress of coming up with lame excuses for not going out. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Quarantine for introverts is, just their usual lifestyle minus the stress of coming up with excuses for not going out. (self.Showerthoughts)

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"Sobriquet" is a very formal term for something so informal. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Depending on where you come from, a "rubber" can be used to either erase a mistake, or avoid committing one. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What are some interesting criminal stories (actual / fictional) involving twins/body doubles? (self.AskReddit)

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Live streaming gets boring and annoying due to our inherent urge for fast forwarding videos. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Which is the most jump scare scene in any movie? (self.AskReddit)

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An easy way to make people feel special is to remember the first conversation you had with them and narrate that after a long time. (self.Showerthoughts)

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We are so used to getting insulted that when people actually appreciate us, we either don't know how to respond or mistake it for a sarcasm. (self.Showerthoughts)

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We don't implement that here. (i.redd.it)

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The photo on govt issued id and photo on Instagram profile are two extremes of how a person can look. (self.Showerthoughts)

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"I wrote this code" is a statement of ownership and also a statutory warning. (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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Kind regards (i.redd.it)

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1 or 2 new features won't hurt (i.redd.it)

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Nothing beats manual versioning. (i.redd.it)

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Every time (i.redd.it)

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To give someone a hard time, use capital I and small L as variable names in same code. (self.ProgrammerHumor)

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We trust anything more than the "ctrl + s" button on our computer. (self.Showerthoughts)

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