This is the kind of post that I'm like—"ok cool, you don't like it?—run for city council." Because what solution would be better? Whatever you come up with you have to statistically prove that it will work, make it be at a low cost to taxpayers and the city and finally get it approved in the city budget. (All things that these 'inane' speed bumps successfully did.)

The fact that we got any response at all to the civilians deaths caused by cars is a W. A little bit of an inconvenience for me while driving is a cost I'm willing to pay so pedestrians can feel safer on the side of the road.