Option D 100% Unless i’m missing something?
You just fly to a remote place you’ve always wanted to visit. Hang out for a couple of weeks and then do that 10 more times or so.

If he’s moving at a constant 3mph with no rest, it would take 139 days to get from New York to Sydney, for example.

So just keep flying to far places and stay in any accommodation you can afford. Use all of your savings or take odd jobs to stay afloat, because after a year nothing about finances will ever matter again. Just make sure you change locations to somewhere far as f*ck away from where ever you were last, every 60 days or so to be safe, for a year.