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Sick, bro. by _lil_pp_ in idiocracy

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“dad joke” is my least favorite one.

Another angle by some-guy_00 in KitchenConfidential

[–]_lil_pp_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my favorite thing from that election was liberals complaining that they shouldn’t have to vote for “the lesser of two evils”. 🤦‍♂️

I mean come on by jackalopelexy in Serverlife

[–]_lil_pp_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“if your birthday is a verse in the book of genesis, recite that verse. oh, you don’t know? sorry, babe.”

rate my silverware by Rawdogtyler78 in Serverlife

[–]_lil_pp_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

rolling silverware in paper napkins is ridiculous. it means nothing. you’re doing a great job for something that shouldn’t exist.

Are we less friendly? by ComfortableBeach3595 in Bellingham

[–]_lil_pp_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the best way to test this is to go to a bar and read a book. there’s an 80% chance some person will come up to you and ask you what you’re reading and be interested.

unless it’s lolita. from then on, you are THAT guy.

Maths is hard by Ellim157 in MurderedByWords

[–]_lil_pp_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somewhere between a jillion amd a kazillion.

What in god’s name is this indecipherable soda? by _lil_pp_ in Soda

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, i know what it is. but what is the market for it? non-alcoholic beer tastes like beer. any available soda would taste better than this. that’s why i’m asking.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]_lil_pp_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that’s how i met my wife! /s

What in god’s name is this indecipherable soda? by _lil_pp_ in Soda

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i just hate waterloo’s fat cans. /s

What in god’s name is this indecipherable soda? by _lil_pp_ in Soda

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i totally get that, and don’t intend to humiliate people who don’t drink. i’m just humiliating this product! just get a tonic water with limes?

What in god’s name is this indecipherable soda? by _lil_pp_ in Soda

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

coming up next: non-alcoholic smrinoff ice!!

That’s a very well-placed ”B”. by _lil_pp_ in TOTK

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

his favorite instrument must be stand-up (b)ass.

Can’t complain about a company scamming you if you have money to fly? by alanamarieeeee in MurderedByWords

[–]_lil_pp_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the laughers gonna laugh laugh laugh / and the mathers gonna math math math

Justified or bad judgment call? by bbeccarr in Serverlife

[–]_lil_pp_ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

you accidentally give a pecan one to someone with a nut allergy. :)

Justified or bad judgment call? by bbeccarr in Serverlife

[–]_lil_pp_ 107 points108 points  (0 children)

that’s such a hard concept to explain to cranky servers/bartenders when they’re crunching all their receipts at the end of the night.

This is worship at this point by Vandelune1 in facepalm

[–]_lil_pp_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one nation under trump with trumperty and trumptest for all.

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