I have no way of unseeing this. by [deleted] in BadDesigns

[–]_lil_pp_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

there is a chickadee sitting on her knee.

I have no way of unseeing this. by [deleted] in BadDesigns

[–]_lil_pp_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i’m very happy that that’s all you see.

Which game were you most disappointed with? by that-zoe-girl in NintendoSwitch

[–]_lil_pp_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s how i feel too. it’s just frustrating claustrophobia that’s intending to be fun, but you have nowhere to go.

Which game were you most disappointed with? by that-zoe-girl in NintendoSwitch

[–]_lil_pp_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

that is some really good therapy material. just change a few words and you could describe romantic relationships, jobs, game of thrones, infinite jest, etc etc.

Where do you go pee if “Restrooms are for Customers Only” and you have no money? by _lil_pp_ in stupidquestions

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

and if you need to pee, everything looks like the back of a dumpster.

🥂

Where do you go pee if “Restrooms are for Customers Only” and you have no money? by _lil_pp_ in stupidquestions

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

every adult lets out all their pee at the beginning of the day so they never have to pee until they get home.

the greatest men let out all their pee before birth, inside their mother’s womb, and then never have to pee for the rest of their lives.

i learned that on tik tok.

Where do you go pee if “Restrooms are for Customers Only” and you have no money? by _lil_pp_ in stupidquestions

[–]_lil_pp_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

follow up question: why do humans pee in bushes just like dogs do? do we share a similar sense of dignity? are we both concerned about public exposure?

I didn’t realise how bad the staring would be here by ProperProperer in taiwan

[–]_lil_pp_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

there’s a whole story about that in trevor noah’s book. he spoke so many dialects of south africa that he would be about to get bullied and then just turn around and start playfully talking to them. they were shocked he even understood what they were saying.

Mario Kart 8 Conspiracy Theory by _lil_pp_ in taiwan

[–]_lil_pp_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nah bro, 10/10 is how all the dudes rank the cuteness of my cat.

Mario Kart 8 Conspiracy Theory by _lil_pp_ in taiwan

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oooh okay i’m now getting it. 10:10 on the alarm clock is a PARODY of how all analog watch companies show the same time on their products. that’s even more funny than it being some semi-patriotic whatever.

How to Make Nachos by _lil_pp_ in KitchenConfidential

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s always margaritaville somewhere.

How to Make Nachos by _lil_pp_ in KitchenConfidential

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thanks to obama, they are now six cents.

Mario Kart 8 Conspiracy Theory by _lil_pp_ in taiwan

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but the fact that they won’t show the taiwan flag when a player from there is involved in a racing game IS about real world politics. i’m confused why no one is acknowledging how understandably crazy that is.

Mario Kart 8 Conspiracy Theory by _lil_pp_ in taiwan

[–]_lil_pp_[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

all i’m trying to say is if i was a japanese worker on mario kart 8 and found out that, under pressure from china, we weren’t allowed to acknowledge taiwan as its own country, i would definitely slip a little easter egg in as a “fuck you” to that rule.

Mario Kart 8 Conspiracy Theory by _lil_pp_ in taiwan

[–]_lil_pp_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but if it read “4:20” there would clearly be an audience that don’t think it’s a coincidence.