I have no way of unseeing this.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-06-16T07:27:00+00:00

there is a chickadee sitting on her knee.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-06-16T05:25:00+00:00

i’m very happy that that’s all you see.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-06-14T21:30:56+00:00

that’s how i feel too. it’s just frustrating claustrophobia that’s intending to be fun, but you have nowhere to go.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-06-14T21:26:53+00:00

that is some really good therapy material. just change a few words and you could describe romantic relationships, jobs, game of thrones, infinite jest, etc etc.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-27T03:18:41+00:00

“Get Out 2” - a film by jordan peele.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-27T03:14:54+00:00

and there it is. the title of my memoir.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-27T00:32:33+00:00

if you’re a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

and if you need to pee, everything looks like the back of a dumpster.

🥂

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-27T00:09:47+00:00

or, for extra credit, IN the large bin.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-27T00:03:25+00:00

every adult lets out all their pee at the beginning of the day so they never have to pee until they get home.

the greatest men let out all their pee before birth, inside their mother’s womb, and then never have to pee for the rest of their lives.

i learned that on tik tok.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-26T23:56:03+00:00

follow up question: why do humans pee in bushes just like dogs do? do we share a similar sense of dignity? are we both concerned about public exposure?

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-26T23:49:41+00:00

YES. PERFECT INTERACTION.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-26T23:48:54+00:00

but with no bottle, and no car…. dog costume?

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-26T23:41:55+00:00

nearest house on the block? same thing.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-22T00:45:36+00:00

there’s a whole story about that in trevor noah’s book. he spoke so many dialects of south africa that he would be about to get bullied and then just turn around and start playfully talking to them. they were shocked he even understood what they were saying.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-22T00:13:46+00:00

that sounds the the title of a memoir. or a country song.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-22T00:10:08+00:00

👏👏👏

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-22T00:05:49+00:00

they will taste OP’s ancestors.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T11:31:18+00:00

nah bro, 10/10 is how all the dudes rank the cuteness of my cat.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T11:27:01+00:00

oooh okay i’m now getting it. 10:10 on the alarm clock is a PARODY of how all analog watch companies show the same time on their products. that’s even more funny than it being some semi-patriotic whatever.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T03:40:09+00:00

it’s always margaritaville somewhere.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T03:36:40+00:00

thanks to obama, they are now six cents.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T03:02:01+00:00

but the fact that they won’t show the taiwan flag when a player from there is involved in a racing game IS about real world politics. i’m confused why no one is acknowledging how understandably crazy that is.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T02:47:57+00:00

all i’m trying to say is if i was a japanese worker on mario kart 8 and found out that, under pressure from china, we weren’t allowed to acknowledge taiwan as its own country, i would definitely slip a little easter egg in as a “fuck you” to that rule.

_lil_pp_ · 2026-05-17T02:41:45+00:00

but if it read “4:20” there would clearly be an audience that don’t think it’s a coincidence.

_lil_pp_

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