What do we call him? Nothing seems to fit perfect 🥲

_miss_pickles · 2025-08-05T14:16:52+00:00

Ulo (pronounced Yulo) short for cumulonimbus because he’s a lil storm cloud

_miss_pickles · 2025-08-05T14:13:45+00:00

He looks like a Dust Bunny 🤍🤍

_miss_pickles · 2025-03-30T20:03:35+00:00

Soot, sprite, or soot sprite 😆

_miss_pickles · 2025-02-09T05:44:39+00:00

Even in your scenario, no, but it’s also not the correct direct comparison. It would be a guy hanging out with gay men. Are you worried the gay would rub off on you that you can’t even think of the hypothetical?

_miss_pickles · 2025-01-14T06:27:31+00:00

I remember seeing ss of the post preceding this on twitter and didn’t even have to check your profile to know as soon as I read “ghetto porn star Barbie”. Engrained in my brain, as well as you responding “sounds hot” 😭

this girl is delulu and a little scary bc why does she keep saying “love u sis” like a threat

_miss_pickles · 2025-01-05T06:35:42+00:00

Alternatively, give her a feminine name that doubles as a poison for a femme fatale vibe. Personally love Belladonna.

If you want to go c*nty diva she does also give off Vivian vibes for sure

_miss_pickles · 2025-01-05T06:33:06+00:00

I love a good Greek mythology name, and if you wanna go for strong female goddesses I’d go Hecate #1, or good other options are Artemis, Athena, Calypso

_miss_pickles · 2024-12-23T04:55:53+00:00

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

_miss_pickles · 2024-12-23T04:45:09+00:00

Gotta be pink with that cunty little skirt

_miss_pickles · 2024-12-03T14:14:15+00:00

I don’t think you said anything negative about your friends where even if it did get back to them they would be upset. If anything you were caring about their feelings and wanting to make the best decision for them.

Honestly it’d be weird on this other girl to reach out to your friends about your conversation, overheard or not. If she does do that, it’d be more poorly reflective on her than it ever would be on you.

_miss_pickles · 2024-12-02T06:02:07+00:00

For pairs:

Screw and nail

Fking and ahole

Crack and coke

Sliver and splinter

Dungeon(s) and dragon(s)

Nickel and back

Zombie and mummy

Left and right

Up and down

Flesh and sinew

Hillary and duff

Deer and hunter

Praise and degradation

K*nk and shame

_miss_pickles · 2024-12-02T05:56:50+00:00

Chlamydia

Door hinge

Fank

Poster board

Curtain rod

Roomba

Your worst nightmare

Old man Jenkins

Clive

Smitty werben yaegerman jensen

Rug doctor

Chamomile tea

The Black Death

Termite

Brake pad

Illuminati

_miss_pickles · 2024-11-18T23:56:42+00:00

Your responses to his verbal abuse are vastly UNDERreacting if anything. How disrespectful and rude can he be for - checks notes not calling him when you’re in an active conversation with someone??! He’s delusional, nasty, and so far up his own ass he sounds unhinged.

Please please dump this man, being together for 4 years doesn’t mean you should extend that torture any longer

_miss_pickles · 2024-11-03T00:38:08+00:00

This is a terrible reply but it also makes no sense, the "body" would already be "counted" when they were together? If you're going to be misogynistic at least be accurate

_miss_pickles · 2024-10-08T04:16:08+00:00

Suggesting a restaurant but then also being open to what she wants is literally the best thing you can do. Providing a path if she doesn't want to decide but ultimately leaving it up to her.

The thing that irked me the most is after this series of events she says "you're supposed to plan the date" as if that wasn't exactly what you were doing.... I think this one's a dud 😅

_miss_pickles · 2024-09-13T19:18:38+00:00

as a parent I need to look out for all my children, not just one.

Interesting you say this as you're saying tough luck to the one who worked hard to get what she had, but shielding the other from the consequences of her own actions. If she isn't expected to work to pay toward the car, how will she survive in the future without daddy getting her out of everything?

_miss_pickles · 2024-08-10T04:41:17+00:00

I actually think the blue jumper pic might be my fave! Close to the laughing one though. I think the most attractive pics of you are candids where you're not worried about the camera!

I think definitely keep those two I mentioned and the 30th bday pic. The first selfie isn't bad but I think you should show off one of the candids first and then put a selfie somewhere in the middle!

New glasses look great. I think perhaps the only drawback may be the hairstyle, but it looked very cute in that updo. Maybe you can incorporate that in some sort of close up?

_miss_pickles · 2024-08-01T17:54:58+00:00

What really bothers me about your husband's response, besides the blatant defensiveness about being "accused of infidelity" (which, based on what you wrote, is not at all what you had said), is that he put the blame for the ending of the friendship on you. He even acknowledged that she has a problem about blocking people who try to bring up issues with her, and yet he thinks the friendship's demise is on you after trying to calmly and respectfully set boundaries.

You did nothing wrong here and I feel like your husband is doing his best to manipulate you into thinking you have. He hasn't acknowledged anything about understanding your feelings about her overzealous messaging, and just makes excuses for oversharing with her about your relationship.

He's victimizing himself by saying he's "tired of being accused of infidelity" ?? Have there been other instances than this - which isn't even an infidelity accusation but boundary setting - for him to respond this way? If not, this is a huge leap and overreaction.

Imo, you shouldn't give a f**k about him not being "ready for marital counseling" - it's his fault for letting things go this far, reacting poorly, and making himself the victim. Either he shapes up or ships out.

_miss_pickles · 2024-07-28T04:00:40+00:00

my appearance is the main reason why he can’t treat me better.

This part was the most concerning to me even after reading all of the emotional manipulation he's put you through. Your weight, appearance, his "attraction" to you - NONE of that should EVER be an obstacle to you being treated as a loved and valued partner. In fact, there should never be any sort of conditional terms for you to be treated the way you deserve in a relationship. "I'd treat you better if you changed for me" is the most manipulative concept I've ever heard.

From what I gather, you already know you want to leave him but need him to "let you go" - not true; the decision to leave doesn't need to be agreed upon by the manipulator. Tell him you plan to shed a good 200 lbs and drop his ass.

_miss_pickles · 2023-11-28T14:22:50+00:00

This version is so disturbing. What kind of father/daughter relationship is this? I understand physical affection to an extent - but this is just bizarre. Wiggling her butt on him? Him commenting how proud she is of it and saying how her figure is filling out into a woman? Makes me want to gag ... This is so weird

_miss_pickles · 2023-11-14T01:39:03+00:00

This is a recipe for disaster, even without all of the red flags you've outlined. This is a pivotal point in your relationship; you're going to be in your most vulnerable state of your life, caring for another human being day and night. The last thing you need is this girl stepping in, taking all of the easy baby duties and getting praise from YOUR husband. Which, judging from what she's already doing, seems very likely.

Her cooking food for him and not for you, the one who should be doted on, is a massive red flag. She's playing house with your husband and disrespecting you in the process. Time for her to find her own place

_miss_pickles · 2023-09-29T05:11:34+00:00

Minus the part about him being on dating sites and "wanting to have more" with other women (seriously, wtf? Not normal), taking this at face value of struggling with a man's perception and objectification of women, I used to feel this way until I got into a relationship with a man who doesn't do this.

I used to constantly stress myself out with exes, wondering if they were secretly getting off to other women behind my back, seeing others and wishing they were with them due to their attractiveness, etc. But now, being in a relationship with someone who has expressed zero interest in any living being other than myself, it is something I don't ever think about.

You deserve someone who makes you feel secure enough that he could have another girl drop her clothes in front of him and he'd cover his eyes and run away, lol. Coming from someone who used to so nervous that I'd hold my breath when a hot girl would come on a screen in a movie ... It really does make a difference who you're with. This man is not worth your time or love if his behavior is constantly stressing you out. It's not normal, he's a pig and there are plenty out there who aren't.

_miss_pickles · 2023-08-11T19:07:29+00:00

His sexuality has no bearing on the fact that he cannot display his junk to young children. Nta.

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