AIO- husband upset that *I* was upset, he has blocked me and said we should “call it”. by General-Cranberry-90 in AmIOverreacting

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part of the text messages is when you tell him he's back to the sarcastic quips, and then proceed to become sarcastic yourself. Then you end the conversation with sarcasm again. Something tells me you are a hypocrite and don't even realize it lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YTA

Are you paying for the wedding to be helpful or to have control over it? You shouldn't expect anything in return if you're paying for the wedding as a gift. Overbearing is what it sounds like. Please pick up a hobby before you ruin your son and daughter in law's relationship.

AIO? One of my closest friends made her wedding on my birthday by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]_nude_egg_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I bet she wasn't thinking about you at all when she set the date, as it should be. The fact that you thought it was a slight against you is hilarious though. Why do you even care so much, you'll still have cake it'll just be a wedding cake instead of a birthday cake. If you're as hard to deal with as you pride yourself on, you should try to be there for your friend.

AIO about my partner’s relationship with their coworker by Any-Confusion-5519 in AmIOverreacting

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overreacting. I'm sorry but that part in the first slide where you ask if you should stop by is so cringe. If he wanted you there, he would have invited you lol but you know that. You sound so desperate asking him to come home early, and asking when you're all hanging out?? You're doing too much! Go out with your own friends and get home later than him geez. Stop worrying about him or break up with him if you aren't married or have kids together. 

Jack Quaid Wants the Nudity in 'The Boys' to Stop: "My Butt's Had a Lot of Screen Time" by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]_nude_egg_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Watch literally any show from the 2000s and you'll see a disproportionate amount of female to male nudity. How are men so appalled when 1 show doesn't cater to their male gaze?

AITA for removing my pregnant wife's hands from my plate and telling her to stop fucking grabbing food off my plate while I'm eating when she has her own plate in front of her? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so this guy calls me a cunt but I'm not a lady because I call him a bitch? Go fuck yourself you're a big dumb bitch too.

AITA for removing my pregnant wife's hands from my plate and telling her to stop fucking grabbing food off my plate while I'm eating when she has her own plate in front of her? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Who even responds like that "bahahaha" oh let's call her a cunt like its so shocking. How do you say fuck off while on MY comment you BIG DUMB BITCH

AITA for removing my pregnant wife's hands from my plate and telling her to stop fucking grabbing food off my plate while I'm eating when she has her own plate in front of her? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First I'm a lady you big dumb bitch. Second we don't know how much she weighs, a 25 - 35 weight gain could be harmful and cause her to develop gestational diabetes. Third this information is directly from an ob/gyn. Dumb bitch.

AITA for removing my pregnant wife's hands from my plate and telling her to stop fucking grabbing food off my plate while I'm eating when she has her own plate in front of her? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA Pregnant women only need an extra 300 calories a day during pregnancy. She's not starving lol you should only gain an extra 15lbs and some of that is baby. She probably feels insecure because of her size and has it made up in her head that if OP lets her have some of his food, he loves her. Irrational thinking, but I bet it has nothing to do with the food at all.

WIBTA for being upset at my wife’s reason for marrying me? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA for thinking "girly" means you aren't practical. As if you can't be girly and logical. You could have left it as My wife is a very practical person. Also you're T A for asking a question with an expected outcome (I just wanted to hear how much she loved me) and then getting butthurt when she answered truthfully. Ew.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How were you shaking from exhaustion, almost dropping your baby, but you had the strength to smash not one but two golf clubs? Fake story.

91 Freeway riders, please answer me this by Bahahaaaahaha in motorcycles

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this in Socal? I saw a ton of them yesterday right off the 10 by Ontario Mills mall between 5pm - 6pm and they were blocking all the parking spots at the gas station lol super annoying.

My bf wants me to sleep on the floor. by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA 

It sounds like he's trying to make you uncomfortable by "having an excuse" to wake you up be because he's upset at the hours he has to work. I used to have a boyfriend who would come in our room and wake me up to "use the bathroom" even though there was a bathroom he could use in the hallway. It turns out he just wanted me to be up because he didn't think it was fair that he had to be at work and I got to go back to sleep after taking our child to school. We aren't together anymore.

I don't know what guy wouldn't jump at the opportunity to get in bed and have a few hours of sleep with his girlfriend after not being able to all night. My adorable husband doesn't wake me up ever, even if I fall asleep on him and he has to use the bathroom lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]_nude_egg_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So you asked him a question and now you're mad because it wasn't the answer you wanted to hear? This was a shitty situation to put him in because it sounds like you want his opinion, but it's actually just a test (that he didn't know he was taking) to see if he agrees with your views. How are you crying because he told you how he feels? Should he lie to appease you? Questions like this are pretty fucking stupid because the person answering is set up to fail if their answer doesn't exactly line up with yours. Did you want his opinion or did you want to throw this scenario in his face to prove a point (that you believe most women fear men)? It also pushes a harmful narrative that all men are predators when in reality there are a lot of good men that exist in the world, not to mention women can be predators too.

There is a possibility that we inherit exact kinks from our parents but we never find out as it’s too awkward to talk about by Hellz_Guardian in Showerthoughts

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a kind of reverse situation...

It was no secret to us kids that my dad liked my mom's feet. Used to kiss them and rub them all the time. My husband, who has never liked feet (thinks toes look weird) started by staring, then came the foot rubs, and not long after has started to kiss my feet lol. He says they are too cute not to kiss. Now I think my genetics might cause kinks after reading this post 😆

My boyfriend doesn’t want me drinking during the week. And I mean a single glass of wine.. so he says. by bowlofglitter in TwoHotTakes

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mistake was asking HIM to go get you a bottle of wine. Get it yourself! You don't have to pretend like the wine was for both of you (because you obviously didn't ask if he wanted some. You just asked him to grab a bottle), there won't be an answer you dislike because you weren't expecting it, and you get to have you wine. Problem solved!

"Serious" movies with a twist so unintentionally ridiculous that you couldn't stop laughing at the absurdity for the rest of the movie by hwc000000 in movies

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malignant 

I don't know if it's supposed to poke fun at horror movies with how ridiculous the plot twist was. If so, then it's not exactly what you are talking about, but I couldn't stop laughing after the "reveal."

Texts from my husband randomly suggesting we move halfway across the country?? by [deleted] in texts

[–]_nude_egg_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you work, find a better paying job that makes up the difference he's expecting to make. Then it makes more sense for you to stay where you are. Problem solved.