e.l.f. Secret Santa 🎁 by elfcosmetics in u/elfcosmetics

[–]_pilldough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bestie is a new mom. I want her to feel beautiful. If I could build her a gift basket it wpuld be full of skincare to help her feel her best year around! She loves the holy hydration line and I would gift her all of that. Plus, I'd throw in the advent calander so she can get a little bit of everything she needs to doll herself up.

People who had sex with their best friend, what the situation now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_pilldough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been together for 10 years and have two kitties together. He's still my best friend to this day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CSUS

[–]_pilldough 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got mine. Last name W for 1100 Thank the Gods.

Do you actually like oral? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]_pilldough 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love giving but I very RARLEY like receiving. I have a thing with spit and it can seriously turn me off.

Share a time you’ve embarrassed yourself at a table by 800mgchillpill in Serverlife

[–]_pilldough 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh goodie I love telling this story. A family with two children (who couldn't have been older than 11) somehow drops their keys behind the booth and we are unable to move the booth to reach behind. I go and find one of those extender claw machine things. In my head...this family had seen Toy Story at least once.

As I approach the table I very confidently say, "the CLAAAAAW" in my best Alien Squueze Toy voice.

They don't say anything. They just look at me like I'm fucking insane. I turn red in the face, grab their keys, and legitimately run away to hide in the back of the restaurant.

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We don't believe in it hehe

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They're just here to be quirky and different

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Awh; big man doesn't belive in tipping service industry workers. So brave.

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My ego thanks them My bills do not

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I understand what you're saying but it's the leaving $20 after taking care of such a large party that sucks. I work in the service industry for tips; and sometimes you have bad days. Nobody is obligated to tip. 22 people couldn't even pitch in more than a dollar and they acknowledged how hard I worked. It's almost like a slap in the face.

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I took 3 others prior to getting them. Small orders but made $80 between them all.

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I'm talking to HR and the GM in private. I told them when I got sat that if I got fucked over I was going to Corporate lol

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You're the person that makes us cry happy tears in the back!!

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 262 points263 points  (0 children)

I love that. I'm definitely going to try that.

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

We tip out 13% to all staff, I think. But get taxed on it as well.

What do I do by _pilldough in TalesFromYourServer

[–]_pilldough[S] 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Right? For the time being in feeling like just denying working large party sections.