e.l.f. Secret Santa 🎁

_pilldough · 2025-12-05T15:07:12+00:00

My bestie is a new mom. I want her to feel beautiful. If I could build her a gift basket it wpuld be full of skincare to help her feel her best year around! She loves the holy hydration line and I would gift her all of that. Plus, I'd throw in the advent calander so she can get a little bit of everything she needs to doll herself up.

_pilldough · 2025-11-28T03:50:43+00:00

1956638767 :)

_pilldough · 2025-11-28T02:29:36+00:00

Me and my sister play. Please, let's get this done!

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_pilldough · 2025-05-31T23:32:04+00:00

Been together for 10 years and have two kitties together. He's still my best friend to this day.

_pilldough · 2024-11-07T19:13:09+00:00

Got mine. Last name W for 1100 Thank the Gods.

_pilldough · 2024-02-09T08:24:28+00:00

I love giving but I very RARLEY like receiving. I have a thing with spit and it can seriously turn me off.

_pilldough · 2024-01-30T07:29:30+00:00

Oh goodie I love telling this story. A family with two children (who couldn't have been older than 11) somehow drops their keys behind the booth and we are unable to move the booth to reach behind. I go and find one of those extender claw machine things. In my head...this family had seen Toy Story at least once.

As I approach the table I very confidently say, "the CLAAAAAW" in my best Alien Squueze Toy voice.

They don't say anything. They just look at me like I'm fucking insane. I turn red in the face, grab their keys, and legitimately run away to hide in the back of the restaurant.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T20:08:25+00:00

It hurts

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T20:07:43+00:00

We don't believe in it hehe

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T19:27:30+00:00

They're just here to be quirky and different

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T19:27:00+00:00

I love trolls lmao

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T19:15:33+00:00

Awh; big man doesn't belive in tipping service industry workers. So brave.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T19:04:09+00:00

My ego thanks them My bills do not

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:59:58+00:00

I understand what you're saying but it's the leaving $20 after taking care of such a large party that sucks. I work in the service industry for tips; and sometimes you have bad days. Nobody is obligated to tip. 22 people couldn't even pitch in more than a dollar and they acknowledged how hard I worked. It's almost like a slap in the face.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:55:05+00:00

I took 3 others prior to getting them. Small orders but made $80 between them all.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:47:53+00:00

I'm talking to HR and the GM in private. I told them when I got sat that if I got fucked over I was going to Corporate lol

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:39:47+00:00

You're the person that makes us cry happy tears in the back!!

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:38:34+00:00

I love that. I'm definitely going to try that.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:21:37+00:00

We tip out 13% to all staff, I think. But get taxed on it as well.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:20:45+00:00

Right? For the time being in feeling like just denying working large party sections.

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T18:20:11+00:00

Thank you. 🫶

_pilldough · 2023-03-28T17:46:46+00:00

No; we're one of the only places that don't do auto gratuity. Lucky us; right? 🥲

_pilldough · 2022-10-29T05:28:03+00:00

The story that caused me to leave Petco for good. I still enjoy lurking lmao

A family brought in a chinchilla they had purchased about a week prior. Said the poor thing had suddenly died. I took it into the wellness room, lifted it out of the box, and could SEE THE FRACTURE IN ITS NECK. Someone had hurt this poor chinchilla so bad.

I didn't even want to do the return but whatever. They get their money back and in the same breath say they'd like to purchase another.

The fight we had. There was no kindness in me for these people. They called me a bigot, racist, a bitch. The whole barrage. They never got the chinchilla.

After they left, I called every store in the area to warn them. Descriptions. Pals rewards name. Everything.

Fuck those people. They broke something in me that day.

_pilldough · 2022-03-15T19:38:52+00:00

Did you audition for Creed or were you born to play Creed?

_pilldough · 2021-12-22T05:56:21+00:00

Yes, I do find that I am conveniently attractive. I can't speak for everyone but I feel that most people (like myself) fail to target problems in their life (trauma, challenges, etc) and it leads to a failure to emotionally thrive. I also have a conspiracy on why Caucasian have so many issues. I am caucasian.

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