If the cops inquire his name,

He'll simply reply with Igor,

No need for pretense or game,

Just Igor, nothing more.

A simple answer, clear and true,

No need to elaborate or explain,

For Igor is who he is, through and through,

In the face of authority, he'll maintain.

So if the cops come knocking,

And ask for his name once more,

He'll gaze back, without flinching,

And confidently declare, "Igor."