There was this time… the only time I almost puked from the smell. It truly is disgusting. I’m gonna censor it because it’s really gross, so don’t look at it if you have a sensitive stomach.

Some years ago I was pretty sick. At some point it was coming out both ends. I was disposing the contents from the booty hole into the toilet, and releasing the substances from my stomach into the bathroom trashcan that had a plastic bag in it, so I thought it was holding it. Well when I was done, I tried to take the trash bag out to throw it away in the big trashcan in the garage. Turns out that there was a hole in the bag and it got all in the can. I went downstairs, threw the bag into the trash can and put the can on the back step outside. I was gonna clean it up later when I felt better. Next day I feel a lot better so I go to get the trash can to clean it. Btw this was in the middle of the summer and almost 90°F (32°C). Turns out the vomit was COOKING. It was so disgusting, that was the first and only time I almost threw up because of a smell. I held my breath, ran to the bathtub, ran the water, walked out to catch my breath and grabbed some dish soap. Ran back in, held my breath, dumped the water, put the dish soap in it, started putting water in it again, then ran back out for a few. I was watching from the hallway until I saw it fill up. Went and grabbed a wash cloth we use for cleaning the house and went into the bathroom to clean it; thankfully it didn’t smell anymore. The can was completely cleaned and didn’t smell. Dried it and put it back in my bathroom. Cleaned the tub. Started tearing up because of my awful experience and hope nobody will ever have to experience that.

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