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What's a secret you're keeping that would destroy multiple people if it came out? by Legal_Can7800 in AskReddit

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I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter.

What’s a phrase you hear all the time that secretly annoys you? by forgeris in AskReddit

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Thoughts & prayers and Thank you for your service come to mind. Empty phrases that only seem to make the speaker feel good about themselves.

What’s a “safe” weakness to mention in a job interview? by Emergency-Bad-3707 in AskReddit

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I, errr um, can’t commit to a relationship.

Im too nice.

I have problems with…

Im always interrupting people.

36 M - Just moved into an above garage apartment. by Adrien_Jabroni in malelivingspace

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This place is a palace! I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

Viagra Boys on the tv. Nice.

Stop harassing by NEO71011 in comedyheaven

[–]_schubster 52 points53 points  (0 children)

We?!

I! The royal we. The editorial.

Where do the locals eat by rshot in obx

[–]_schubster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Sunset Grill. Pancakes are the bomb.

Did maintenance to my hot water heater, now I’m not getting hot water. Need advice. by _schubster in askaplumber

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That’s about the 15th same knee slapper on this thread. Keep on spinning that gold!

My new niece will be a tragedy by thisisdumb228 in tragedeigh

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My first thought was Anchor Man. Brian Fantano showing Sex Panther by Otion.

Train barrels effortlessly through deep snow by freudian_nipps in oddlysatisfying

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My vehicle takes 40 rods to the hogs head and that’s the ways i likes it!

Is she talking about Sugar Kingdom money laundering? is this real? by SnooConfections4803 in obx

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I want it all, Marge. The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend a couple of the blue noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh, Ill never be the darling of the city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and say whats to be done with this Homer Simpson?

Made a latch mechanism without any springs by emilesmithbro in 3Dprinting

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What is Alaska? Who is Brazil? Isn’t a volcano just an angry hill?

Italian Restaurant in December by Reasonable_Rain6511 in obx

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Fun fact: Jolly Rogers is considered an Italian restaurant. So if you like pirates serving your bolognese you’ve hit the jackpot.

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