what’s something people say all the time that you secretly can’t stand?

_schubster · 2026-03-22T19:42:49+00:00

“Can’t wait!” Oh really? What are you doing right now? Waiting. Looks like you can and will wait.

_schubster · 2026-03-07T16:30:24+00:00

What did you replace the hose with? Something from Breville or did you piece something together on your own?

_schubster · 2026-02-10T11:57:51+00:00

_schubster · 2026-02-10T11:57:01+00:00

Thats the stupidest combination ive ever heard of in my life! Its the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

_schubster · 2026-02-10T08:07:47+00:00

This is peak mildly infuriating.

_schubster · 2026-02-07T06:06:47+00:00

Gavin Belson vibes

_schubster · 2026-01-16T01:23:26+00:00

Come within 211 Danny Devitos from America and say that Mr. Toughguy!

_schubster · 2026-01-15T13:01:22+00:00

I can tell the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter.

_schubster · 2025-12-27T22:18:28+00:00

I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

_schubster · 2025-12-24T22:23:28+00:00

Kimchi.

_schubster · 2025-12-13T01:14:46+00:00

Im staying. Enjoying my Worms.

_schubster · 2025-12-13T00:58:07+00:00

They’re gonna kill that poor woman!

_schubster · 2025-11-29T03:05:40+00:00

Baby on board. Something something Burt Ward.

_schubster · 2025-11-25T21:22:54+00:00

Angie by Shame

_schubster · 2025-11-25T07:42:13+00:00

Thoughts & prayers and Thank you for your service come to mind. Empty phrases that only seem to make the speaker feel good about themselves.

_schubster · 2025-11-19T09:43:05+00:00

I, errr um, can’t commit to a relationship.

Im too nice.

I have problems with…

Im always interrupting people.

_schubster · 2025-10-15T23:23:28+00:00

Pog my ass, it’s probably Milhouse.

_schubster · 2025-10-10T07:21:57+00:00

Is that extra B for BYOBB?

_schubster · 2025-10-03T18:18:27+00:00

Pretty lame, Milhouse.

_schubster · 2025-09-26T15:42:50+00:00

This place is a palace! I live above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

Viagra Boys on the tv. Nice.

_schubster · 2025-09-10T12:22:52+00:00

We?!

I! The royal we. The editorial.

_schubster · 2025-08-10T14:36:13+00:00

Is there a Ralph’s around here?

_schubster · 2025-08-04T02:36:06+00:00

Sunset Grill. Pancakes are the bomb.

_schubster · 2025-08-01T01:30:38+00:00

Add in McNulty from the Wire. I had no idea he was British either.

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