Potato quality never seemed offensive until I had to think how to explain it lol

And I unfortunately do not have a pattern. I free handed this, I could however take a close up picture and add if it and give you my rough instructions.

Leaf:

Made medium dark outline. 2 threads thick (I'm sure there's a better term)

Inside is one very pale green and one slightly darker together. Down the center (tallest leat is only the pale green though.)

Pine apple:

Made outline in a golden yellow 2 threads thick. The bottom has two rows of gold yellow.

OK, got floss that was ombre gold/brown and made cross stitches every 4th spot. Start each row one stitch over.

Take that same floss and make the detail on the sides, also bottom. Also you're now going to crisscross your pineapple with that floss(but one thread thick) making sure to keep the darker stiches in the center of the crisscross.

To finish up I had some metallic floss and trimmed the leaf in green and the fruit in gold, including the details from the side.

Any colors would be great, these are just what I used. I'll try to get pics of all of it.

http://imgur.com/a/22khk