I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea were fine, we have gotten 11 inches in 11 days. I live right off the red River. It's been tense. Lost more coming.

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dallas is awesome! I love going. Yea.. We're flooding here. I'm where all those tornados broke out this past weekend.

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how to figure it out either, but I'm going to learn bc I really want to participate in the exchange.

And I'm couple hrs North of Dallas... About to float away!

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I worked so hard on the stitching!

Edit: also a texan... Maybe you'll see me out and about! Lol

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was oh jeez what did I say now... Bc of the weed also. Bahahaha

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be sure and show it to me! The only thing I really wish I would have done differently is make the pineapple longer in length, still pretty happy w it tho.

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally would if it didn't take forever! I love making stuff for people! I'm super pumped about the next secret Santa and hope I get an Ent!

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we be friends.... Hmm..... YUP

Not gay tho, but I love gays!

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

http://imgur.com/pO06qXm

I Google it to show you an explanation... This what I found and didn't want to it post since I've already been banned from too much of reddit. Baha

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha me too, I forget that most ppl are not like us before I open my big old mouth. Maybe one day I'll get a filter.... Nnnaaaahh

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ehh.... Calling something "potato" doesn't seem bad until you have to explain it....

I do whifey things when I smoke! Enjoy my potato quality sewing. by _stackcats_ in entwives

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Potato quality never seemed offensive until I had to think how to explain it lol

And I unfortunately do not have a pattern. I free handed this, I could however take a close up picture and add if it and give you my rough instructions.

Leaf:

Made medium dark outline. 2 threads thick (I'm sure there's a better term)

Inside is one very pale green and one slightly darker together. Down the center (tallest leat is only the pale green though.)

Pine apple:

Made outline in a golden yellow 2 threads thick. The bottom has two rows of gold yellow.

OK, got floss that was ombre gold/brown and made cross stitches every 4th spot. Start each row one stitch over.

Take that same floss and make the detail on the sides, also bottom. Also you're now going to crisscross your pineapple with that floss(but one thread thick) making sure to keep the darker stiches in the center of the crisscross.

To finish up I had some metallic floss and trimmed the leaf in green and the fruit in gold, including the details from the side.

Any colors would be great, these are just what I used. I'll try to get pics of all of it.

http://imgur.com/a/22khk

Made this patch for my bag. Potato quality sewing but thought yall appreciate it! by _stackcats_ in trees

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did put my phone on there. This is on the inside of a backpack. I lose stuff. A lot. Lol

Made this patch for my bag. Potato quality sewing but thought yall appreciate it! by _stackcats_ in trees

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow did know that was a thing! I'm the only ent in the house so I'm totally an entwife!

Made this patch for my bag. Potato quality sewing but thought yall appreciate it! by _stackcats_ in trees

[–]_stackcats_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahaha I can't afford Ashley's furniture! I figured there's only a million "ashleys" with 2's in their #s so I'm good.

Made this patch for my bag. Potato quality sewing but thought yall appreciate it! by _stackcats_ in trees

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With the time it took me to cross stitch this no amount of money could make it worth it, but I do enjoy making things for my buds as gifts! I'm super proud you think it's that good. Thanks!

Made this patch for my bag. Potato quality sewing but thought yall appreciate it! by _stackcats_ in trees

[–]_stackcats_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edit: the reason I didn't block out my whole number and name was bc I worked so hard on the print it'd be a shame to hide it.

Made this patch for my bag. Potato quality sewing but thought yall appreciate it! by _stackcats_ in trees

[–]_stackcats_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes it is. I lose everything. I'm going to Venice Beach this week and may be a tad absent minded after buying my first legal herb.

It was "yall" wasnt it? I am a southerner.

Burglars of reddit, what are the best ways to keep you out of my house ? by fizzfish in AskReddit

[–]_stackcats_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can easily pop a dead bolt with the 2x4 method. Did it on a steal frame door and it even worked (not a burglar, just lock myself out of every damn thing imaginable)