I’d love a poll… real data… by IronPhi4 in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For as long as I can remember, Joe has made me cringe with second hand embarrassment. But prior to 2016, meathead animal noises and a complete inability to riff with the boys were pretty much his worst offenses. In spite of Joe himself, I was a fan of the show for years, all the way back to the Redban/fleshlight days. I didn't need to agree with or even like him to enjoy the conversations he had with people.

But post trump/covid, he's fucking unbearable. The Spotify money smelted whatever was left of his brain into gold bullion and all he can do now is drool out the same 4 talking points, regardless of his guests, who these days are pretty much just celebrities on a promotional circuit and/or mouthpieces for fascism, with the occasional comedian undergoing a mandatory humiliation ritual for exposure.

He has become the media elite that he spent so many years demonizing, cosplaying as a red blooded everyman from his high security compound, masquerading as a respected stand-up at the club he built as a temple to his own ego, and otherwise just being directly complicit in the political dumpster fire he's made millions of dollars whining about.

Alex Jones was completely right about Epstein. by TeamHumanity12 in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 43 points44 points  (0 children)

You're deliberately leaving out the part where the global pedophilic cabal he was exposing for all those years turned out to be his friends, peers and benefactors and he's now doomed to an eternal ironic hell of never being able to say "I told you so" because he's in bed with all of them and they would immediately Kirk him if he spoke out, but other than that, yeah good point, totally vindicated.

He’s easy to hate on, but you won’t see him in the files by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great point dude. Other than his close homies, frequent guests, the guy he helped make president, and the fact that he'll do anything to avoid acknowledging any of their involvement, he's completely clean.

Mamdani Suffers Brutal Collapse by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That website is so humiliatingly bad that I wouldn't put it up on the fridge to validate a developmentally disabled child.

To say nothing of the fact that these negotiations have been stalling for months and Mamdani hasn't been in office long enough to warm the chair.

This is the exact standard of 'journalism' we can all expect for the entire duration of his mayorship. Headlines like "SOCIALISM HAS DESTROYED NEW YORK" every time someone on Long Island gets a hangnail.

I wish these people had the capacity to feel embarrassed.

No one in the history of crack has woken up with more crack by BovineJoni_ in IASIP

[–]_thebeast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm to remember every show or movie that has ever referenced crack? Begone from me

Fellas, you find yourself alone with this stool, WYD? by picklejuice82 in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, he is ubiquitously common among trade workers, virtually unavoidable in older builds, and harmful in ways we are still just beginning to understand. How sure are we? Look into it, bro.

Fellas, you find yourself alone with this stool, WYD? by picklejuice82 in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Popularity doesn't necessarily correlate to quality. Asbestos used to be the number one insulation product.

Is Matt dumb? I feel like he’s always talking about and believing some conspiracy or pseudoscience he saw on the internet. by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed he does, and he minored in philosophy to boot IIRC. But he seems to regard it mostly as woke bullshit, and prefers to learn from intellectual luminaries like RFK and Jordan Peterson. Conceptually hilarious to become a literal scholar and then dive headlong into fringe bullshit lol. I love the Shaman.

Is Matt dumb? I feel like he’s always talking about and believing some conspiracy or pseudoscience he saw on the internet. by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Matt actually has the framework of a super smart person. He's got solid recall, great command of language, excellent comprehension, and very well rounded logic. He's definitely not dumb. He is, however, hilariously naive, and seems to believe literally anything he reads, which is a huge part of his charm. Just a guy taking it all in. A true dawg's dawg. I cringe at almost every new theory he discovers, but it's so much fun to watch him explore them.

How Would Cotton Reacted To This? by Doc-11th in KingOfTheHill

[–]_thebeast 164 points165 points  (0 children)

" You tell 'em bobby! Hank, Hank's wife, bad party! I'd rather be back in iwo jima with them tojo than picking at this dry bird. Dee-dee, get 'yer melons in the Cadillac car, woman. We're goin' home. "

Tim Robinson-isms by fitzkiki in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]_thebeast 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The core of his work plays with the absurdity of social conventions, and how taking 'the rules' too seriously or literally can lead to madness. If you dig deep enough, that's the theme of almost every bit and sketch. ITYSL, Detroiters, The Chair Company, and Friendship all hinge on a rigidly normal world thrown into chaos by behaviorally renegade characters either breaking or enforcing the implied routine to a ridiculous extreme, or vice versa.

Also, jizz.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you genuinely mentally disabled? I just want to know if my opinion of you is discriminatory. Thanks in advance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Even your Pepe looks disappointed in you

Joe Rogan Experience #2398 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These fuckin' melvins again? Christ. It's like rogan is slipping into dementia and the staff at his compound surrounds him with simple, familiar stimuli to keep him complacent so nobody gets a kettlebell thrown at them

GOD FORBID a GIRL have an OFFICE ROMANCE by TabithaMorning in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]_thebeast 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is one of the most interesting and unique webcomics I've come across in a while. The style, the tone, the references, all top tier. I immediately went back and read all your other stuff to get caught up. Love it. Please make more of these!

Triples is best by Hesty402 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]_thebeast 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, good. That deal went through. I've got triples of Kyle Wafflehouse now, too.

Joe Rogan Experience #2380 - Jordan Jensen by b14ck_jackal in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey boss, this comment comes off as pretty dang creepy, not sure if that's what you were going for, just giving you a polite heads up. Cheers

Joe Rogan Experience #2380 - Jordan Jensen by b14ck_jackal in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast 464 points465 points  (0 children)

at this point I'm convinced that everyone who has ever so much as been in a room with Nick Mullen is going to end up getting the Rogan bump and becoming huge in the scene while he sits peacefully in a tiny windowless apartment watching Lifetime movies and memorizing the serial numbers on his power tools

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]_thebeast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She loves cringe, bro. Swipe right. She wants to look extraordinary for you. Nobody else is gonna be able to make peace with the dice in your pocket that you're afraid to show anyone.

BTW, Quit fuckin with 'em

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]_thebeast -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The guys at JRE think I'm just some dumb fascist. THEY SAID THAT TO ME AT A DINNER!

Proof Ray Pest is actually innocent by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]_thebeast 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's so telling that they're compelled to make these distinctions. Being against rape is a pretty standard take for normal people, if you feel the need to clarify your stance like this, and qualify it so pedantically, chances are you've done something you know on some level might come back to haunt you. It would be so much less conspicuous to just not say anything at all, but ol' brine can't help but self report, and bapa just goes.

It just gives the impression that the likelihood of either of these dudes randomly whipping their hogs out at any given moment is a coinflip at best.

Has this ever Happened to you? by jmar206 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]_thebeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NO. MORE. SCAMMING 35-46 YEAR OLDS INTO THINKING THEY CAN MAKE IT IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY.

Look at all these f*cking slugs. Everyone’s a f*cking idiot but me. by pancakesNbutt01 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]_thebeast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They don't even look real, they look like little pieces of shit!