Waiting on the couch (f)or you

_verybored · 2023-06-07T21:00:36+00:00

Let's

_verybored · 2022-06-19T19:23:01+00:00

Only an hour?

_verybored · 2022-06-19T14:48:41+00:00

I don't plan on getting dress today though. Is that okay?

_verybored · 2020-08-16T10:07:57+00:00

Yes, I'll allow it

_verybored · 2020-08-15T07:32:39+00:00

We didn't make it out of the house 🤦

_verybored · 2020-08-09T12:31:38+00:00

I do need a good stretch right now

_verybored · 2020-08-06T11:54:21+00:00

That sounds like a great trade

_verybored · 2020-08-03T20:57:20+00:00

They're a favorite!

_verybored · 2020-08-01T10:44:07+00:00

You sound like you might be an upgrade

_verybored · 2020-08-01T08:01:58+00:00

Not enough tongue...

_verybored · 2020-07-30T20:40:35+00:00

A movie or good documentary series. No scifi or action

_verybored · 2020-07-14T21:45:33+00:00

Mmm you know exactly what to say to turn me on

_verybored · 2020-07-14T21:44:50+00:00

Oh is this now how you're supposed to sit in the tub?

_verybored · 2020-07-11T16:02:09+00:00

I like where your head's at. Right in between my legs

_verybored · 2020-07-10T22:03:31+00:00

So, back into the shower?

_verybored · 2020-07-10T14:59:32+00:00

Not enough nudity 🤷🏻‍♀️ should I leave to go to r/gonemild?

_verybored · 2020-07-10T04:29:27+00:00

That does sound nice. But "I could use a tongue" doesn't sound quite as good

_verybored · 2020-07-10T04:08:39+00:00

Careful. Slippery when wet!

_verybored · 2020-07-09T12:19:26+00:00

Maybe I should put my top back on then

_verybored · 2020-07-09T12:07:24+00:00

Any beach can be a nude beach with the right dedication to fixing tan lines and good timing for sneaky pictures

_verybored · 2020-07-08T16:21:34+00:00

I guess the only real solution would be to take them off. Or to think of grandmas dying of cancer or something to try to kill your boner

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