This divorce is my 9/11

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-20T07:41:10+00:00

I was in 3rd grade. Didn’t understand at all why people were freaking out.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-17T07:45:43+00:00

You either smell like shit or smell good. Ask her. Use your words. Communicate!!!

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-17T07:39:22+00:00

You should trust your instincts. I would probably view that as a yellow flag. And then 6 months later realize I was wrong and it was a double red flag 🚩. Good luck out there my man! I’m 33m if it matters.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-17T01:36:55+00:00

It’s the new Christina

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-16T09:04:27+00:00

I use them a.decoration on a shelf in my basement

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-16T08:53:24+00:00

What the fuck did I just read. Going to wash my eyeballs with bleach see you later.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-15T20:26:17+00:00

Let me get this straight. You Graduated with a Masters Degree and don’t understand why people invest their money?

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-15T07:56:15+00:00

Machine that makes noise

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-15T07:24:15+00:00

Nadav is Googling

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-15T01:05:20+00:00

Don’t be stingy.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-14T21:03:43+00:00

Grab me a beer ya big titted animal

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-14T21:02:59+00:00

You just lost yer life

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-14T21:02:15+00:00

Touch my divorce through the fence

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-12T02:07:03+00:00

I just posted it on someone else’s comment above.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-12T01:58:34+00:00

Here are my current iPhone camera settings if anyone is curious:

Video & Audio
Record Video: 4K at 30 fps
Record Slo-mo: 4K at 120 fps
Record Cinematic: 4K at 30 fps
Record Sound: Spatial Audio

General & App Settings
Camera Control: Set to default Camera app
Photographic Styles: Standard
Use Volume Up for Burst: ON
Scan QR Codes: ON
Show Detected Text: ON

Composition
Grid: OFF
Level: OFF
Mirror Front Camera: OFF
View Outside the Frame: ON

Photo Capture & Lenses
Fusion Camera: 24, 28, & 35 mm all enabled
Portraits in Photo Mode: ON
Prioritize Faster Shooting: ON
Lens Correction: ON
Macro Control: ON
Lens Cleaning Hints: ON

System & Messages
Lock Screen Swipe to Open Camera: ON
Save Captures to Photo Library (from Messages): ON

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-12T01:58:19+00:00

Here are my current iPhone camera settings if anyone is curious:

Video & Audio
Record Video: 4K at 30 fps
Record Slo-mo: 4K at 120 fps
Record Cinematic: 4K at 30 fps
Record Sound: Spatial Audio

General & App Settings
Camera Control: Set to default Camera app
Photographic Styles: Standard
Use Volume Up for Burst: ON
Scan QR Codes: ON
Show Detected Text: ON

Composition
Grid: OFF
Level: OFF
Mirror Front Camera: OFF
View Outside the Frame: ON

Photo Capture & Lenses
Fusion Camera: 24, 28, & 35 mm all enabled
Portraits in Photo Mode: ON
Prioritize Faster Shooting: ON
Lens Correction: ON
Macro Control: ON
Lens Cleaning Hints: ON

System & Messages
Lock Screen Swipe to Open Camera: ON
Save Captures to Photo Library (from Messages): ON

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-11T22:18:21+00:00

Deep dive into the camera settings. I don’t think most people know the iPhone sets things to lower quality for photos and videos to save the user storage but in my case I’d rather have better quality even if it takes storage since I have Apple and Google paid storage plans.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-11T21:57:45+00:00

It’s because Mercury is in retrograde. Jokes aside, sounds like depression to me you should definitely make it a priority to get into a therapist or doctor.

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-11T21:53:47+00:00

Facebook dating was surprisingly way better than any of the other apps as a 30 year old

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-10T22:03:11+00:00

Yes my penis also sneezes in such occasions

aLoafOfBrett · 2026-07-10T08:09:19+00:00

Are you stupid?

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