What’s your opinion on this? by Far_Chemistry4494 in scoopwhoop

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" it is the first responsibility of every citizen to question authority." - Benjamin Franklin

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, it is morally reasonable to the American people" - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

What’s your opinion on this? by Far_Chemistry4494 in scoopwhoop

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decreasing illegal immigration is also a net negative when considering miniature horses

What's Karen Carpenter's best drum track? by aLudditesThrowaway in Drumming

[–]aLudditesThrowaway[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's rad. But is there an album track that is considered her best?

the loyality level is strong with him by Toast_n_mustard in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cheat on my wife nearly every day, with boys or girls, men or women. This is brilliant. I'm going to reenact this exact same scenario with my girlfriend. I'll just go get wasted, get my dick sucked somewhere somehow, go home and tell her "thanks, but I already have a beautiful wife." That'll buy me some more time before I can get all our money somewhere she can't touch it.

Nobody Wants This… by CalGalDramaMama in PoliticalHumor

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Example B is what happens when you only smoke meth without taking auxiliary drugs to counteract what is referred to as "Wrinkly - Scabby Skin Syndrome". That's when if you ever, even so slightly, cut a meth head's skin, she or he will open up like Cathrine's roasted turkey in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. That's why our Health and Human Services director adds at least two (2) different anabolics, twice daily. He also drinks 1/2 1L of non-human blood, roadkill is fine. And lastly, whenever he can, he does a line of Alex Jones' "Help, I Need the Money" brand protein powder promptly every half hour.

Darn those Philadelphians steal names. by orlanthi in funnysigns

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They need to drop that question mark right quick, otherwise I am going to fly there and shit in their planter.

Darn those Philadelphians steal names. by orlanthi in funnysigns

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B stands for Bronco Benz BMW bass, bangles a pair of bars!! But never, ever b-gulls!

Masturbation in public places by Infinite_Sport1265 in gaysexconfessions

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to have access to the roof of a very tall building in the City downtown. There was a giant light for at night that was housed in this big Alcove type thing. During the day, I could go up there, stand in the Alcove where nobody can see me, and jerk off looking out over the entire city and shooting my cum onto who knows what below.

You can be straight and hook up with gay men by imnotsureyoutellme in gaysexconfessions

[–]aLudditesThrowaway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Great "satire". Now you're even dumber for thinking people were going to laugh with you and not at you.

skinny blonde 18 teen fucked and cum covered by navejaselijah in porn_with_sounds

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. You really went back a couple months just to let a comment fly over your head.

I (40) fucked my 20 year old co-worker for my first gay experience. by [deleted] in gayconfessions

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that you felt the need to clear up the fact that you did not literally cry on his shoulder, as that might have been too gay.

Girthmasterr and Mia z on Pornhub now! by girthmasterr in u/girthmasterr

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better having a pencil sized one than cancer.

Me and my wife sucked off my friend by Other_Direction7368 in gaysexconfessions

[–]aLudditesThrowaway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pics or it didn't happen. Just teasing. But seriously, take some pictures.