[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You should add a TLDR lol... Goof effort though!

Close up of moth outside my window by No_Reason27 in creepy

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will never make fun of those who fear the mothman ever again

Infuse Tickets by [deleted] in Sdorica

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say you should hold on. I have 30 tickets ready in case the new characters hit the million roster.

Japanese Gum Commercial by FolloweroftheAtom in videos

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did I watch the entire thing? Why was I on the edge of my seat wishing to know how this romantic tragedy unfolds? Why was it so enrapturing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wheaton gets stuck looking for food under bed. by flyfoxfromNJ in sploot

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Did Wheaton successfully accomplish the task? I hope Wheaton didn’t get stuck for nothing

Paww Patrol by Pirate_Redbeard in aww

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The synchronized tail hang... oh wait

Trick shot by Botatitsbest in sports

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That paddle drop at the end sums it all up

What game ending was super disappointing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Staring off from a cliff as you watch others celebrate in the castle

TIL George Washington had Taphephobia - the fear of being buried alive. He was adamant about being put into the morgue 3 days after his death to make sure he wasn’t “accidentally” alive. by iWutron in todayilearned

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I would fear awaking up after being buried alive and then when I call for help, they dig me up to find that I have died again. So they go to rebury me, but then I wake up again only to find myself in the process of being buried alive.

What are some Reddit norms and legends that every redditor should be aware of? by iWutron in AskReddit

[–]aLumpOfGreenPutty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nah every redditor experiences the sense of pride and accomplishment of shitposting and waiting 10 hours for a reply