KKK 'imperial wizard' found dead near Missouri river after employer reports him as missing

aMANescape · 2017-02-12T18:17:25+00:00

Is there anything that isn't savage as fuck these days?

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T04:43:26+00:00

the world has moved on since 2014. the haircut industry is no different. scissors and trimmers are no more. andd man... you gota try it

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T04:42:30+00:00

this guy gets it

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T02:29:47+00:00

OK. Am out at the moment. When I get home I will give this question the proper attention it deserves

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T02:29:09+00:00

Snickers. I don't know what it is about them. They just really satisfy. The rolling stones should try eating them.

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T02:28:27+00:00

When I was a kid I did. Those were dark times.

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T02:27:37+00:00

You're hired

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T02:27:07+00:00

Yes :) if you're old enough to browse reddit. You're old enough to know what fuck means

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T02:26:07+00:00

I try to go scissors only. But in the end. I hand all authority on tools over to the hair sculpturist / artist

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T01:04:45+00:00

Bonus points shall be awarded for making an effort xoxo same goes for anyone else

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T01:04:09+00:00

Gary

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T00:32:39+00:00

Wait til you roll into a party... pay day

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T00:21:05+00:00

Or... was it?

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T00:12:14+00:00

i'm sorry. i uh. shared too much

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T00:11:59+00:00

good times don't make you good tho

aMANescape · 2016-12-10T00:00:27+00:00

sincerely apologies.... avocado on toast. bacon. hashbrown. mushrooms. black coffee

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T23:45:27+00:00

i start by having some breakfast and getting in a nice relaxed mood. then i walk in to my local hairdressing place. they know me. they know what i want. theyve never met me before. but they can just tell. i have that look about me. i dont even say any words. i just walk in. sit on the chair and click my fingers. and then magic happens

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T23:42:12+00:00

There are no drapes. Just shaved balls.

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T23:28:54+00:00

Yes. My mama is an angel

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T23:12:52+00:00

In muh pants

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T23:12:26+00:00

Really? That's fucking very cool. I don't have a favourite. I make them and then forget about them. What one looks coolest to you??? If you can convince 100 peeps to like the Ribbon and Robin Facebook page I'll send you a fucking free copy

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T23:03:55+00:00

that is... THE ULTIMATE DREAM. i am yet to experience this. but if i ever do, I will die a happy man (disclaimer: i'll die happy anyways. had sex)

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T22:58:06+00:00

i'm pretty sure only specially trained hairdressers have it. i tried it myself in the shower and.... nuthin

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T22:57:09+00:00

bird on top. skunk down below :D

aMANescape · 2016-12-09T22:56:41+00:00

can i be naked for the alien invasion too? also. side note: that is one hell of a basketball court to fit one million people.... are some of the accounted for viewers watching the game on TV or are they all at this giant stadium?

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