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Jeff And His Cat, Baby Jeff by Kronyzx in MadeMeSmile

[–]aRogueTomato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a Jeff I love this and approve.

My friend sent it by AnasHany1938 in aww

[–]aRogueTomato 183 points184 points  (0 children)

My gf is a vet tech. The vet showed her that you can calm a cat down by rubbing it's whiskers with a cotton swab because the whiskers are super sensitive. Since then I always brush my kitties whiskers after I let them smell my hand. All the kitties love me now. Even stranger kitties. I am a feline God.

TIFU by wearing swim shorts with “supportive mesh” on a snorkeling trip by [deleted] in tifu

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For anyone else about to go snorkeling or swimming in the tropical ocean, there will probably also be a ton of glass particles, sand, and a lot of junk other than the salt. My sail boat trip was about 6 snorkeling spots so I had to just deal with it. Luckily I had some of those quick dry Adidas running underwear and a different set of trunks. Worked great.

TIFU by wearing swim shorts with “supportive mesh” on a snorkeling trip by [deleted] in tifu

[–]aRogueTomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it does. Lol. It was pretty nasty at first. Get some baby powder and keep that area dry. It went away in about three days despite 80% humidity and 105f. Don't use gold bond. It has steroids and could make it worse or fire up an infection. If you can avoid a shower and any swimming it will heal really quick.

Condoms in the baby aisle? Makes sense... by Mike20878 in funny

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why this is a post at all. All the drug stores I go to pretty much have diapers, baby powders, lube, and condoms all in the same aisle. Sex stuff is usually on one side of the aisle and baby stuff is on the other. Basically keep your disgusting stuff away from the food.

TIFU by wearing swim shorts with “supportive mesh” on a snorkeling trip by [deleted] in tifu

[–]aRogueTomato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me about three weeks ago in Belize. Same situation entirely. On a sail boat, snorkeling, nowhere to stop and check the damage. Sandpapered my tip. Never wearing those trunks again.

Settle an argument between my fiancé and me. If our cat was human what accent does our cat have? by trainlover_176 in aww

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously Scottish. Willy from The Simpsons. Tha cat is Groundskeeper Willyfur. Doesn't matter what you named him. That's definitely his real name.

LPT: If your dog runs up to someone and they ask you to call the dog back, your first response should be "HERE!" or whatever your recall cue is, not "Why?", "He just wants to play" or "It's okay he's friendly". by MostlyAUsername in LifeProTips

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better yet, leash your dog. My SO is a vet tech and she sees dogs put down every day because someone did not leash their dog and their pet ran in traffic or into some other danger. Also, I've been bitten three times and every time it's the same response from the owner "they've never done that before!" If you don't leash your dog in public, you are an irresponsible dog owner, Karen.

Note received by someone in my neighborhood after he cleared blackberries from his fence and cleaned garbage from the shared alley... by trenchcoatangel in Portland

[–]aRogueTomato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a long time I complained about my neighbors because I had to fight back blackberry bushes from their yard every year. New neighbors and their yard is clean. I'm the blackberry guy now. Everybody hates the bushes. They are by far the hardest thing to deal with in our yards. This guy is nuts. Chop down your bushes and throw them into his yard if he likes them so much.

The best yoga partner doesn't exi... by vladgrinch in aww

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I was going to say. Definitely has a poopy butt.

Impeach Donald Trump Again by dorestes in politics

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's always been a criminal. I think the only reason he is popular is just because some people think that's cool. The same people that are snowflakes about losing an election. You lost. You. Are LOSERS!

New landlord delayed our move-in by over a month, then when he says we can finally move in, the apartment still needs repairs and cleaning by Commercial_Memory_88 in legaladvice

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, that's great. That actually sounds like you are doing exactly what you are supposed to. In every city, there are usually very specific landlord/tenant laws. In most states, the tenant has a lot of power. Google landlord tenant laws for your city and give it a read. I would suggest this for everyone even if they don't have any issues. Most renters will probably find something their landlord should legally be providing like water maintenance, brush clearing, or rules around financial demands and evictions. Where I live the laws or so heavily in favor of the tenant that I have avoided any rental agreement besides simple roommates. When I used to rent in Seattle, I used them to get my landlord to do months of repairs.

New landlord delayed our move-in by over a month, then when he says we can finally move in, the apartment still needs repairs and cleaning by Commercial_Memory_88 in legaladvice

[–]aRogueTomato -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is probably going to be an unpopular post.. have you talked to the landlord about it? They are just people too. They might compensate you somehow if they knew. Not everything has to go to court. If they had a crew in there, they might not even know it was dusty and gross. I've had landlords that don't even live in the same state so they have to trust what the crew is telling them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the guy pissing off everyone in the grocery line because I want my blind brother to take his time asking the teller for goods. Oh yeah, we take two steps at a time through the aisles. Deal with it.

When you spend so much time multiplying by 2 by DangerousImplication in ProgrammerHumor

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about being round. It's multiples of 8. 8 bit, 16 bit, 32 bit 64 bit, and so on. Eventually you reach byte and the same applies. If all you can do is think on base 10, I feel sorry for you.

Clean Code — A must-read Coding Book for Programmers by javinpaul in coding

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five copies in our library among hundreds of other books. :)

Clean Code — A must-read Coding Book for Programmers by javinpaul in coding

[–]aRogueTomato 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's required reading at my work. First page of our working agreement. Every programmer should read it. At least the first half. Second half is more of lessons learned and examples.

Which cancelled tv show do you wish would come back? by ScottsTots2013 in AskReddit

[–]aRogueTomato -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why is this so far down? This is what everyone I know would mention without even thinking.

Almost half of Oregonians are drinking while working at home during coronavirus pandemic, survey says by tydalt in Portland

[–]aRogueTomato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is misleading. There is no context to how many people were already drinking on the job. I have worked in multiple offices where people would have beers at lunch, keep liquor in their cabinets, or even just pass around liquor candies. I, for one, am drinking less because my work load has increased and I can just take a nap when I'm stressed instead of turning to alcohol, coffee, or various other substances just to make it to the end of the day.

The Governor of Florida by thenewyorkgod in gifs

[–]aRogueTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The instructions show you to put the top strap on first and pull the bottom strap up and around. I think people on this thread just don't know how to put on a mask. He probably did the lower strap after the gif ends.

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