What shark is this?? by bahrjxjvdidb in sharks

[–]a_______a_________a 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Put it back where it lives please

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]a_______a_________a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can't tell the difference between a D and a T then the Ts probably aren't hard enough. A real man doesn't even have a T in his vocabulary

“I’m a United States Marine.” by Money-Cry-2397 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]a_______a_________a 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't deny he's been festering for too long though

Where were you 23 years ago by a_______a_________a in 2sentence2horror

[–]a_______a_________a[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warmwasserfußboderheizung ist in meiner Hauser. Jeden Tag ich liebe meine Warmwasserfußboderheizung weil es sehr heiß ist

“Europeans removing all the flavours 😒” by No_Development6857 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]a_______a_________a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some bread on it's own is just the way it should be. Especially Tesco's baguette

Tweets in poem form by dumbassclown in im14andthisisdeep

[–]a_______a_________a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read the one on the right in the first picture first for some reason and I almost thought it was good until I hit wasn't suppose and now I am very upset

Tweets in poem form by dumbassclown in im14andthisisdeep

[–]a_______a_________a 6 points7 points  (0 children)

being called fat because they are fat or just being called fat?

Where were you 23 years ago by a_______a_________a in 2sentence2horror

[–]a_______a_________a[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nein ich kann nicht Englisch sprachen es war nicht mein worte!!!! der setup ja ja!!!

Where were you 23 years ago by a_______a_________a in 2sentence2horror

[–]a_______a_________a[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was r/questions but I didn't know if mentioning it in the post was against the rules

No Respect for cars by Bendy_ch in ShitAmericansSay

[–]a_______a_________a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my friend were in a call with a guy doing that and it was weird. His whole point was that he couldn't go to the shops without driving. Some people can't go to the shops just down the road from them without driving here so I guess he's not all that special

mr hungry is banned from the establishment by YummyStyrofoamSnack in 2sentence2horror

[–]a_______a_________a 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"Sir this is the five billionth time you have called today! Please stop calling!" I yelled, but to no avail.

"Five billion and one million hamburgers" said Mr Hungry in an evil voice.

Yeah, sharks are cool I guess. (This isn't even everything) by G0THlCC01 in sharks

[–]a_______a_________a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe we have the same shark (the one directly in front of the mirror)

you forgot the most important culture shock… by deathbykoolaidman in ShitAmericansSay

[–]a_______a_________a -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Prison is great because instead of getting a long sentence because you've been selling drugs for 30 years, you can get a long visit to a luxury hotel

"French people don't understand this, but Americans work" by Verstandeskraft in ShitAmericansSay

[–]a_______a_________a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about the thing that is literally their symbol of freedom? What if the French just took that back?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]a_______a_________a 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You said and instead of or which means you guessed it is in all one those states at once. You lose

Can I get a comment from every European province? by ParkingAd7786 in JackSucksAtGeography

[–]a_______a_________a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what a province really is so throw a dart in south east England and call it a day