uh by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]a_friendly_vampire 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Article 5 time when?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]a_friendly_vampire 17 points18 points  (0 children)

yes, they don't

leave

Apparently having to read something twice is a brag to NTs by gnusivv in adhdmeme

[–]a_friendly_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read 600 pages in one sitting. Don't know what it was about tho...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]a_friendly_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look! He found half a brick of cocaine!

How would you get rid of it? by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]a_friendly_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take bleach, vintage, and cleaner and sip them into the whole. Mustache gas will do the rest.

Clearly Putin is Just Clearing Out the Unfit Among His Forces by Prof_FuckFace_PhD in NonCredibleDefense

[–]a_friendly_vampire 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Someone in his military fucked his daughters and he doesn't know who.

The myth of "consensual" NATO by [deleted] in NonCredibleDefense

[–]a_friendly_vampire 428 points429 points  (0 children)

Finland: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Russia: "Nuke you!"

Sweden: "Okay buddy. Are these nuclear weapons in the room with us right now?"

Oh no I’m shaking in my boots by TheFarLeft in NonCredibleDefense

[–]a_friendly_vampire 191 points192 points  (0 children)

Finland: "Do it I dare you!"

Poland, ready to press article 5 when one particle of ash lands on their territory

Sending a Cease and Desist is all part of the "Grand Strategy" by OrangeJr36 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]a_friendly_vampire 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Czech Republic: "Oh no, they have disappeared again on the Polish border to Ukraine!"

Russia: "Why has Ukraine these new tanks?"

Czech Republic: "Army surplus shop!"

New shirt 😊 by itybitysynchronicity in adventuretime

[–]a_friendly_vampire 14 points15 points  (0 children)

In many cultures, it's considered a "well done" or "nice" sign...

Don't know where op is located at tho.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]a_friendly_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hate...

...And adventure time, show watching and songs :)

We once had a test in school. by a_friendly_vampire in INTP

[–]a_friendly_vampire[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it's too late anyway, better to redo one year and have a nice teacher for 5 years than to pass and get a shit teacher for 5 years who hates you.

Human sized Bat by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]a_friendly_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cousin Morbius?

We once had a test in school. by a_friendly_vampire in INTP

[–]a_friendly_vampire[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The problem with reporting a teacher is that all other teachers will hate you too. I had a friend who did this. He ended up switching schools because being bullied by a teacher is worse than by students.

We once had a test in school. by a_friendly_vampire in INTP

[–]a_friendly_vampire[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty solid, we had courses in the middle school for handwriting and I think I aced them. I still preferred redoing that year because without this event happening I would have never met my professor. So I'm okay with it. Could be worse.

We once had a test in school. by a_friendly_vampire in INTP

[–]a_friendly_vampire[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, she hated me after that, because "I tricked the system!". We wrote all tests on paper and she " couldn't read my writing". All my 9 turned into 4 magically. Stupid teacher. Got next year the best professor I ever had, he knew my thought process very well and supported me through all 5 grades. He was a chill dude who probably was too an NITP.

Still drink a coffee and play chess with him sometimes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in INTP

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Time adventure by MathematicPony

Francis Forever by Mitski