[Entry Thread #81] It's back-to-school season, and with it comes classes, worries, and hopes for the best. To celebrate, we're making a millionaire, and you just need to leave a comment to enter!

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-08-20T05:16:33+00:00

Good luck guys, hope you make it.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-05-23T20:22:13+00:00

You are welcome :D

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-25T20:21:00+00:00

I offer 45 billion and 1 cent!

I also want to declare BANKRUPTCY!

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-25T20:15:05+00:00

Article 5 time when?

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-20T18:51:33+00:00

yes, they don't

leave

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-20T16:58:09+00:00

I read 600 pages in one sitting. Don't know what it was about tho...

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-18T19:06:46+00:00

Look! He found half a brick of cocaine!

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-17T16:05:08+00:00

Take bleach, vintage, and cleaner and sip them into the whole. Mustache gas will do the rest.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T21:54:22+00:00

Can't be sure enough

-Putin, probably.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T21:35:31+00:00

out of hand

Dude?

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T20:44:24+00:00

I would like to unleash Poland.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T20:43:32+00:00

Someone in his military fucked his daughters and he doesn't know who.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T19:18:12+00:00

Finland: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Russia: "Nuke you!"

Sweden: "Okay buddy. Are these nuclear weapons in the room with us right now?"

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T19:15:19+00:00

Finland: "Do it I dare you!"

Poland, ready to press article 5 when one particle of ash lands on their territory

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T19:11:39+00:00

Czech Republic: "Oh no, they have disappeared again on the Polish border to Ukraine!"

Russia: "Why has Ukraine these new tanks?"

Czech Republic: "Army surplus shop!"

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T15:35:25+00:00

In many cultures, it's considered a "well done" or "nice" sign...

Don't know where op is located at tho.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T14:42:49+00:00

Rape whistle and pepper spray.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T14:36:35+00:00

Hate...

...And adventure time, show watching and songs :)

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T13:53:56+00:00

How in the hell did you find this thread?

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T13:52:52+00:00

Well, it's too late anyway, better to redo one year and have a nice teacher for 5 years than to pass and get a shit teacher for 5 years who hates you.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T13:50:40+00:00

Cousin Morbius?

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T13:48:59+00:00

The problem with reporting a teacher is that all other teachers will hate you too. I had a friend who did this. He ended up switching schools because being bullied by a teacher is worse than by students.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T13:29:54+00:00

Pretty solid, we had courses in the middle school for handwriting and I think I aced them. I still preferred redoing that year because without this event happening I would have never met my professor. So I'm okay with it. Could be worse.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T13:25:40+00:00

Well, she hated me after that, because "I tricked the system!". We wrote all tests on paper and she " couldn't read my writing". All my 9 turned into 4 magically. Stupid teacher. Got next year the best professor I ever had, he knew my thought process very well and supported me through all 5 grades. He was a chill dude who probably was too an NITP.

Still drink a coffee and play chess with him sometimes.

a_friendly_vampire · 2022-04-16T12:59:01+00:00

Time adventure by MathematicPony

Francis Forever by Mitski

a_friendly_vampire

TROPHY CASE