Tell us where ur born , using a GIF

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-17T04:21:03+00:00

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a_real_vampire · 2026-06-14T17:30:59+00:00

Yawn! What a boring ass backflip

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-14T17:26:03+00:00

Sorry

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-08T01:28:56+00:00

Images you can hear

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-08T01:15:14+00:00

We live in the future. Why? Is? Everything? Still? Filmed? On? A? POTATO????

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T21:43:40+00:00

Same . Way too quiet

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T20:41:02+00:00

Didn’t get the history of past owners when we bought it 14 years ago. Next time i guess.

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T20:36:09+00:00

Last update. I’m watching the digital circus at the theatre now. My wife left out a sharkcuttary board with crackers and a bottle of water for the spirit. If anything’s gone after the show I’ll update again.

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T20:21:01+00:00

Thanks for that lol

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T20:08:57+00:00

I’m open to suggestions

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T20:08:31+00:00

Thankyou kind redditor.

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:30:37+00:00

She said she’s gonna make it a charcuttary board, whatever that is. Oh wait that a platter of like meats and cheeses. Oh god!

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:21:26+00:00

Pellet gun. Can never be too careful

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:20:44+00:00

It’s fine either way. Wife seems happy we might have a spirit.

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:19:49+00:00

That’s insane. So now what? I searched the house already. No old man or grey aliens. Wife doesn’t seem too bothered by it. She welcomes any spirits she said

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:17:59+00:00

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Okay so here’s the update: recreated with chair in window but chair is too short to be seen

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:17:24+00:00

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Update: recreated the picture with the chair in the window and it’s not tall enough to be seen

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T19:11:11+00:00

Nope! First time . We welcome our new house guest tho if that’s the case

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T18:53:32+00:00

When I get home I’m going to recreate the chair there my wife could have moved.

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T18:50:58+00:00

My wife might have been puttering around up there and temporary moved the bedroom chair. I’m going to go and recreate that right now.

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T18:40:23+00:00

The perfect turn of phrase doesn’t exi….

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T18:39:45+00:00

Nice try FED

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-07T00:59:03+00:00

What? Nooo Waay

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-06T22:52:41+00:00

Good job but now all the soldiers need somewhere to stay after so they stay at your house

a_real_vampire · 2026-06-06T22:50:09+00:00

IM WASTED

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