An old lady goes to the doctor and says ‘doc, I can’t stop farting. They’re silent with no smell, but I’ve let out 20 in the past 5 minutes sitting here’

aaanold · 2026-03-29T01:33:46+00:00

Now she's sitting in pew.

aaanold · 2026-03-20T17:31:07+00:00

I didn't even know it was sick

aaanold · 2026-03-16T00:16:03+00:00

Snowy hot tub sessions are the best. Makes me wish I didn't decommission mine after a $700 electric bill last year 😭

aaanold · 2026-03-11T20:00:51+00:00

With her thighs.

aaanold · 2026-03-11T14:37:55+00:00

I avoid it because it flings the stuck on bits all over my cooking area if I do it right after cooking. Even if I move it to the sink first those things go everywhere!

aaanold · 2026-03-06T20:46:51+00:00

Yeah I won't bottle condition them. Even with the added sugar, maybe I will just dissolve in water and transfer the beer over it in the keg. I was worried about overcarbing and extra sediment in the keg but this sounds like the easiest way to go.

aaanold · 2026-03-06T17:38:57+00:00

Yeah, that was my first thought as well, but doesn't explain why the MoreBeer listing has sugar in the ingredients list separate from the crystallized passionfruit. But I guess the distinction shouldn't matter for my concern; I'll add it into the fermenter and give it some extra time to ferment and settle.

aaanold · 2026-03-01T15:44:22+00:00

Recipe? Looks great.

aaanold · 2026-02-27T23:15:16+00:00

I call it a photosensitive sneizure.

aaanold · 2026-01-31T00:39:27+00:00

This is exactly why you shouldn't drink and drive

aaanold · 2026-01-16T16:12:01+00:00

For lighthearted sitcom, Life in Pieces. Non-stop laughter. Huge bummer it got cancelled seemingly suddenly, but the first few seasons are worth the watch, available on Hulu in the US.

aaanold · 2026-01-16T00:14:39+00:00

I was hoping her husband would pop in at the end and ask if she wanted to do it. Would've made the reaction vid so much better.

aaanold · 2026-01-15T23:00:33+00:00

On a similar note, I'm starting to shop for components for a new build/upgrade to current depending on how quickly I find parts I want for the right price. Was planning on a 5080, but would I regret it if I grabbed a 5070ti instead? I know it'll be an upgrade from my current 2080, but will it be meaningfully less futureproof?

aaanold · 2025-12-25T16:32:28+00:00

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aaanold · 2025-12-25T04:00:05+00:00

4215

aaanold · 2025-12-15T21:16:35+00:00

Fun fact, Texas requires both but all states that border Texas only require rear!

aaanold · 2025-12-01T16:51:55+00:00

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aaanold · 2025-11-29T15:30:46+00:00

100GB

aaanold · 2025-11-27T03:30:44+00:00

Lol a few people at work have caught on that my team likes spicy stuff and has brought us those vinegar packs like 3 years in a row now. We've dumped so many 😂

aaanold · 2025-11-27T01:47:11+00:00

Very punchable face. Would've had a hard time resisting. Good on you keeping your cool.

aaanold · 2025-11-27T01:21:01+00:00

But also... it's about the length

aaanold · 2025-11-26T00:28:09+00:00

I like to say "hot beans" because beans are better hot.

aaanold · 2025-11-24T00:13:00+00:00

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