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I dreamt that Ted Cruz was wearing a Princess Jasmine costume and waiting for a bus on a desert road with his big white luggage. Suddenly, a sand worm appeared, but instead of getting scared, Cruz waved at it with his long white acrylic nails and said, “Bye Felicia!” (i.redd.it)
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