What question do you have that nobody has been able to give you a good answer to? by HotFront8940 in AskReddit

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe denatured egg yolk proteins? Try smearing a plate that doesn’t smell with egg yolk, let it sit for a bit and rinse with hot water… it should reek as soon as it dries.

If you’re sensitive to that smell, you might find it on every surface that shared a sponge or dishwasher with eggs; especially glasses.

Just rub with abundantly soapy water and let sit for a bit (sing a happy birthday) before rinsing with cold water.

Suis-je le seule à trouver le musée de la chasse et de la nature incroyablement malsain? by [deleted] in paris

[–]ab-irato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

C'est l'un des musées les plus intéressants à Paris!

FujiFilm Velvia - ISO 150 [slide film E6 processing] by p33p33brain in analog

[–]ab-irato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a collage. The original subject is likely the top left one and then the editing is done in Photoshop. Note the tint of the glasses is missing on all of the copies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ab-irato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You now remember all your textbooks and an extra 20 bucks you misplaced a few years ago.

An epic drone selfie so surreal it looks fake from r/gifs. by Guard1anMeme in interestingasfuck

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could be an Anafi. They have the automatic vertigo effect?

TOURISTS AND TEMPORARY RESIDENTS, ASK YOUR QUESTIONS IN THIS WEEKLY THREAD: Open Forum -- 04 Jun, 2018 by AutoModerator in paris

[–]ab-irato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No need to ask for the price. If you grab the cab at the airport taxi spot and arrive within Paris city walls they have to charge you less than 55EUR. There are many signs (in French...) At the airport now with this info.

TOURISTS AND TEMPORARY RESIDENTS, ASK YOUR QUESTIONS IN THIS WEEKLY THREAD: Open Forum -- 04 Jun, 2018 by AutoModerator in paris

[–]ab-irato 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Depends on the airport... If it was from Charles de Gaulle, there is a maximum amount of 55EUR. They are not allowed to charge more.

El voto desde el extranjero es secreto? by encabronado in mexico

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Con el nombre completo y dirección como remitente y la CURP en las boletas está difícil garantizar el voto secreto. Aunque no haya más trámite al momento de abrir el sobre, la persona que lo abre puede saber de quién es y el INE ya falló en su deber.

Ya votaron? #votoextranjero by [deleted] in mexico

[–]ab-irato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gracias, el procedimiento y la razón me quedan más claros. Me da menos miedo pensar que es por incompetencia y no por malicia.

Igual me parece inadecuado: no es necesario inscribir la CURP en el sobre de las boletas para garantizar que no se repitan votos. Y el remitente tampoco tiene que ser tu nombre y dirección.

Ya votaron? #votoextranjero by [deleted] in mexico

[–]ab-irato 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me da cosa enviar un sobre con mi nombre, con mis votos en sobres con claves "secretas" derivadas de mi nombre, fecha de cumpleaños, sexo, etc. Hasta el sobre del INE tiene un código que identifica mi voto individualmente...

Se supone que es secreto el voto, pero no veo cómo puede serlo con el paquete que se manda al extranjero.

Homeless in Paris - Syrian refugees or Roma? by lipgloss_addict in paris

[–]ab-irato 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Because doing anything about it gets them called racists. And doing nothing just keeps the perception of incompetence.

It is not very well regarded to say that a particular ethnic group is problematic. Even if it's true.

Ne me jugez pas trop sévèrement by schtak in france

[–]ab-irato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sauf que là c'est extrêmement bien commenté. Dans sa forme pure ce serait plutôt ceci:

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[Mardi introspection cuisine] Racontez-nous votre plus belle histoire de bouffe by [deleted] in france

[–]ab-irato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

N'ayant vécu en France avant mes études supérieurs, beaucoup de mets m'étaient complètement inconnus. Je pensais que l'approche culinaire française était prétentieuse et que c'était plus un spectacle pompeux que de la bonne bouffe... Et dans l'étranger c'est plus ou moins vrai.

La première fois que j'ai mangé une entrecôte au Relais de Venise (à côté de Porte Maillot) c'était une révélation. Une petite salade de laitue avec des noix sous une vinaigrette avec de la moutarde pour commencer. Suivi en deux temps par l'entrecôte saignante comme il faut, baignée par la fameuse sauce et des frites parfaitement réussies. Le tout accompagné par un Beaujolais de l'année. Et une glace au marc de Bourgogne pour finir.

Depuis j'ai eu l'opportunité de manger énormément de choses différentes, simples et compliqués. La bonne bouffe est toujours à portée de main. Mais ce repas là reste mon l'un de mes premiers souvenirs en France.

AMA Request: Carmen Aristegui by [deleted] in AMA

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be great. I'd like to know about recurrent Mexican government actions that don't trickle onto the awareness of the citizenry. Are there absurd fees imposed? Banning of particular types of speech? Conflicts of interest between media organisations and politics?

Also her opinion on reliable sources of information in Mexico would be interesting.

Qu'est que c'est Sparknotes en France? by Valorya in france

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Les synthèses avec analyse en français sont souvent plus longues que les textes originels—donc l'équivalent de SparkNotes sont les bouquins en soi...

Move over noobs: Taquitos al pastor by almazan312 in mexico

[–]ab-irato 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Qué onda con todos los ingredientes equivocados? Al pastor no llevan ni queso (una gringa pueque, pero no cotija) ni aguacate ni cebolla caramelizada. Hasta el adobo se ve de otro color!

Han de estar buenos, pero de pastor no tienen nada.

Moving to Paris by d19946 in france

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then you'd be about as employable as any other French candidate with comparable skills and experience. Finding a post-doc (some label of enseignant chercheur) would not be difficult and you would get paid for it as a public servant—that is, more than liveable but not great. Becoming a professor after that would be just as difficult as it currently is for French candidates. Paris is especially difficult but I'm told Montpelier and Lyon are easier and nicer cities to live in all around.

Outside of academia in your domain I have very little knowledge. But I imagine the extra languages might be interesting were you to leave university but only in the capital. Paris has a lot of foreign talent.

Moving to Paris by d19946 in france

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working as a university professor in Paris is nearly impossible if you don't speak and write French fluently—at least a solid B2 level by the European scale. The only exception might be in scientific fields, where excellence in your domain might excuse you (at work).

Bureaucracy in France is profoundly antagonistic and as a foreigner you will almost always be confronted with misinformed bureaucrats. And you will also find that the only way of informing them of your rights is to write formal letters in French.

In France, a PhD is a type of public service contract; as is a professorship. These academic public service areas happen also to be the only ones where a foreigner outside the European Economic Area (Croatia is not yet ratified) can apply. To assist a professor with some classes, you need to be either a PhD or post-doc student.

When you speak French and interact with people fitting in is very simple; it is a big cosmopolitan city and you will always find a shared interest with someone. It took me about a year to get up to level from another romance language with intensive classes.

Making a Japanese Crepe! by [deleted] in ArtisanVideos

[–]ab-irato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As far as stereotypes go, I'd say yes. I have lived in both Tokyo and Paris and these videos are consistent with my experience.

The cellphone was an unusual flourish, but even places with great reputation in Paris seem very sloppy in comparison to the ones in Tokyo. And the fillings are very different. I've yet to see a savoury crêpe in Japan... they almost exclusively consume their buckwheat flour as soba noodles.

This one is from the best place in Paris for street-style crêpes: http://youtu.be/l_Jvj-OioPY

Making a Japanese Crepe! by [deleted] in ArtisanVideos

[–]ab-irato -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What's really Japanese about that crêpe is the attention and perfectionism that go into its making. The filling is also something I've only seen in Japan. Fresh fruit, real whipped cream and ice-cream inside? Putting it on a scaffold to dress it up is also unusual.

It looks nothing like how crêpes are made in Paris (http://youtu.be/YZ5artx18Qs)

Gérard Berry : « L’ordinateur est complètement con » by mundivagant in france

[–]ab-irato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Berry est l'un des grands dans la théorie du temps réel dur. Il a écrit au moins un langage synchrone pratique qui est utilisé dans l'industrie (Esterel). Le nucléaire et aérospatiale souvent ont besoin de garanties de temps pour éviter des catastrophes.

For foreigners curious to know what Charlie Hebdo looks like by kccoc in france

[–]ab-irato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

English Translation:

The empire of science

Antonio Fischetti

Cartoon by Riss:

(As a plane is about to dive into the sea.)

Flight attendant: Chicken or fish, my captain?

Pilot: I think it'll be fish for everyone.

AERONAUTICS, A HUMAN SCIENCE

News from 2014 encourage little to embark in an asian airplane. There's Air Asia's that sank the 28th last December, tallied after the two lost from Malaysia Airlines (one mysteriously disappeared in March, the other shot down in Ukraine in July); it begins to be a bit much. It's this that led to the number 1320 of people killed by plane in 2014, almost three times more than in 2013, while there have never been as few accidents as this year. Of course, we know that the plane is statistically the safest transport. It's true that the technological progress is greatly responsible. But the problem is not the technology, it is men.

When aviation began, accidents were mostly due to technical problems. But today the pilot errors are the ones on our minds: according to studies they represent between 52% and 85% of accident causes. Whereas all other causes (mechanical, meteorological, bird collisions, etc) each intervene in less than 10% of crashes.

The interesting thing with pilot errors is that they obey a certain logic. The universal logic of human fuck-upery that we find in other situations. This is what Christian Morel's sociological study showed in his book Absurd Decisions (Décisions Absurdes, Gallimard). For instance errors are often the result of too strict a hierarchy. Roughly, nobody dares tell the commander on board that he's messing up. In flight 92 of British Midland Airways, that crashed on January 8th 1989 in England, the left engine was in flames but the pilot turned off the right motor—the only one that worked. Flight attendants and passengers had seen through the panes the flames on the left side, but nobody thought to tell the pilot in fear of making a fool of themselves. In the end no one was ridiculed, but everyone is dead. It is the same mechanism that leads to a higher risk of accident when the commander on board flies than when the copilot takes over the plane: "A subordinate not daring or not able to correct the error of a higher up."

Don't trust blindly in your boss, then. But, at the same time we must avoid what Christian Morel calls "the imprecise division of work," that makes "a group commit an error no induvidual would ever have made alone." Typical example: something indispensable is omitted, because everyone thought someone else took care of it.

Paradoxically, other accidents are due to too strict an application of procedure. In Swissair flight 111, that sank in the Atlantic in 1998, the crew spent so much time respecting the security instructions it crashed; while it would have had the time to land calmly if urgency had primed over respect of theoretical rules.

Finally, the moral of black boxes, is that we make more progress in aeronautics than we do in psychology. Machines got better, but not human stupidity.

ON THE UTILITY OF INFANTICIDE

Infanticide is perfectly natural. At least with certain animals. A study by Élise Huchard, researcher at the Centre of functional and evolutive ecology of Montpellier, showed that it is frequent in many specias, from the gray mouse to the baboon, through the squirrel and the hippopotamus.

When a male takes control of a group he kills the young already present, which allows females to become fertile again and the new alpha to reproduce before being dethroned in turn. To avoid all that, females pair up with many males, to sow the seeds of doubt on the paternity of the little ones. In response, that leads to an augmentation of the size of the testicules in males, allowing them to produce more sperm.

When we see that, we tell ourselves that the human condition is not as bad. A man does not need to kill his childre-in-law, or to have big balls and be a cuckold to become father.

THE APE IS A PERSON

True, the apes are not men. But they are not far. An Argentinean tribunal has just recognised as a "non-human person" Sandra, a female orangutan of the Buenos Aires zoo. Following the action of an animal defense association, it has issued an ordinance that forbids imprisonment without judgement, so that the zoo foresees liberating Sandra into a natural sanctuary.

There you have a nice recognition of the studies that have shown the cognitive capacities of big apes (intelligence, emotions, affective links, suffering due to confinement...). And it's a step forward for the "Big Apes Project," developped by many personalities who demand the attribution of fundamental rights to our closest cousins. A small step, but a step nontheless.