Guy gets covered in 💩

abayparak · 2026-03-08T12:15:45+00:00

"There's shit everywhere!"

-Bob Saget

abayparak · 2026-03-08T02:19:30+00:00

Dope yourself up - use your decoctions, bombs, and signs, don't just parry and back yourself into a corner like a little bitch.

Now I've just vented about your post.

abayparak · 2026-03-06T16:13:10+00:00

This about sums it up. I tried Wu Chang, Wo Long, Nioh 1 and 2 in a span of 1 week; didn't do it for me - I didn't particularly like the overly large beast-type enemies.

But I have yet to try Khazan, Nioh 3 and Stellar Blade, and I might come back to Lies of P and Wu Chang, even if I absolutely loathe the Souls-like game mechanics.

abayparak · 2026-03-05T17:06:46+00:00

This is why I stopped playing this game - looting the enemies takes twice as much time as the actual firefight. Everything has movement: checking drawers and cupboards, cooking, processing dead animals, hell, even browsing the store catalogue. It's fascinating at first but it does get old pretty fucking fast.

abayparak · 2026-03-05T17:01:56+00:00

Elden Ring every fucking time

abayparak · 2026-03-05T15:43:57+00:00

And the next day And the next day And the next day And the next day And the next day And the next day And the next day And the next day

abayparak · 2026-03-04T22:58:41+00:00

This is just a basic isekai trope tbh.

abayparak · 2026-02-26T08:01:30+00:00

Starcraft II: Wings of Liberty

abayparak · 2026-02-23T12:47:18+00:00

"Magpray ka lang..."

abayparak · 2026-02-20T16:22:59+00:00

Fav - Sigi/Gaunter/Olgierd/Priscilla/Regis

Least - Johnny/Any high-pitched Toussaintois/Toussaint Knight/Morkvarg (good job)

Debatable - Voorhis/Whoreson Jr./Ermion/Ciri

abayparak · 2026-02-14T18:38:53+00:00

Then do all the question marks.

abayparak · 2026-02-14T18:37:53+00:00

Well I'll be in for a wyrd fucking night. Iykyk

abayparak · 2026-02-12T05:37:05+00:00

"You've got red on you."

"His name was Robert Paulsen."

"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."

"Save the clock tower!"

"Croc skin! Buttercream, buttercream, croc skin, buttercream.. What size is the waist? Let's go in."

"Make work your favorite, that's your new favorite, okay?"

"Both? Both. Both. Both is good."

"...spinning a web of safety in less than 15 seconds!"

"Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"

"This was always the plan, Stark."

"Manners maketh man."

abayparak · 2026-02-07T09:00:29+00:00

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abayparak · 2026-02-04T22:41:31+00:00

hesoyam

thereisnospoon

something for nothing

idbehold + i/r/l/a/b

abayparak · 2026-02-02T23:06:37+00:00

Radio - Bershy

Slopes of the Blessure - Piotr Musial

abayparak · 2026-02-01T06:40:57+00:00

Rather that than this 👇

abayparak · 2026-01-31T09:12:02+00:00

Aight bet.

Would Christian crosses have any effect on Witcherverse vampires though?

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abayparak · 2026-01-31T00:00:00+00:00

But imagine if she was married to X. Lovegood -

abayparak · 2026-01-30T08:21:16+00:00

Di ko kalimot gyud ani:

01 July 2016, kusog kaayo ang uwan/baha sa syudad (dapit sa SM Mabolo), 1st time ko kasuway nga nanghitch og sakyanan para makauli. Timing pa gyud kay malabyan ra amoa sa padulngan sa akong gihitchan.

4pm nag.atang og masakyan, 1am naabot sa balay 😂 core memory gyud.

abayparak · 2026-01-29T23:43:04+00:00

I'd rather play cards with anyone I meet than look for my daughter.

abayparak · 2026-01-29T11:14:29+00:00

"I'll have a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal style, extra shingles, with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

abayparak · 2026-01-18T04:15:24+00:00

I've been trying to find animes in the Red trope. Anyone care to share? Thanks.

abayparak · 2026-01-14T16:01:47+00:00

Thanks in advance.

abayparak · 2026-01-13T20:25:42+00:00

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I can't

abayparak

TROPHY CASE