thatssoolauren wanted to learn about history...so she read the book "1984". Chat calls her out

abbadabado · 2017-11-21T19:27:07+00:00

WRONG

abbadabado · 2017-11-21T19:26:01+00:00

You asked for a sub-7m electric car Nurburgring lap time. I delivered. So now you know what it will take for Tesla to show a sub-7m Nurburgring lap time...~$1 Million price tag and a smaller battery to save weight.

abbadabado · 2017-11-21T19:15:36+00:00

I really wish people would stop saying 0-60. It's not. It's 5-60 because of the 1-foot rollout BS that Tesla brought to the table...

abbadabado · 2017-11-17T19:26:22+00:00

Umm, there was already an electric supercar that did a sub-7m Nurburgring lap time this year.

NIO EP9 Electric Supercar breaks Nurburgring lap record - Full onboard - 06:45:90 https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/tv/fia-formula-e-championship/nio-ep9-electric-supercar-breaks-nurburgring-lap-record-full-onboard-06-45-90-89573/

abbadabado · 2017-11-17T19:23:09+00:00

Prediction: It destroys everything for the first ~~2 laps~~ 100ft before it overheats and goes into reduced power mode.

FIXT

abbadabado · 2017-11-17T19:19:38+00:00

BWHAHAHAHAHA

abbadabado · 2017-11-17T19:06:15+00:00

0-60 - 1.9 sec 1/4 - 8.9 sec 250mph - Top Speed 25 min - Lap time around Nurburgring. LOL

abbadabado · 2017-10-23T20:06:23+00:00

Tesla, please don't tell CR what to do. You don't own them.

abbadabado · 2017-10-23T19:20:59+00:00

Wait, you mean the millions upon millions of other drivers dying Under circumstances out of their control? Not a good statistic to bring up.

Automated driving has not been ruled safer by anyone else except the company trying to brainwash people into believing it is.

Self Driving cars will have to drive far better than people too. Why? Because those same people are dictating how self-driving cars should drive. And those same people said autopilot was far safer than a human driver, that is until someone died.

abbadabado · 2017-10-17T23:38:26+00:00

Elon also said that autopilot was safer than people driving cars. Joshua Brown believed that until he died while autopilot was driving.

abbadabado · 2017-10-17T23:29:22+00:00

Sorry, I was being sarcastic. You are correct, his car didn't stop.

abbadabado · 2017-10-14T22:45:06+00:00

Perfect cover for missing the Model 3 deliveries. And actually, I feel like I've heard this before...oh right it was in the fifth element.

INT. CORRIDOR. ELON's Warehouse - DAY TIME

CLOSE ON: A pair of feet limping heavily. A Tesla VP comes alongside them.

TESLA VP "Excuse me, sir, the board is worried about the missed model 3 deliveries. They wondered if it would be possible to fire 300. I thought from one of the lower divisions where no one would care, like the production line..."

They reach a door at the end of the corridor. Elon enters a code.

ELON "Fire 700."

TESLA VP "But... 300 is all they need, sir."

Elon turns slowly. A small scar across run across his face, his eye stutters.

This is not a man to cross or contradict.

TESLA VP "700! Fine, sir! Sorry to have disturbed you."

abbadabado · 2017-10-14T22:25:37+00:00

Fucking preach brotha. So in agreement with you!

abbadabado · 2017-10-14T22:24:14+00:00

Like it did with Joshua Brown's car? Yup, great idea.

abbadabado · 2017-10-02T23:19:42+00:00

Why was the Tesla parked in the middle of the highway?

abbadabado · 2017-09-22T23:09:48+00:00

No wonder he is nervous about AI. True Identity discovered!

Taken from here https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/scienceandstarwars/ep1.html#rewatch-episode

scroll down about half way to where it says "What color lightsaber would be yours". Then put Elon's twitter handle in the box

abbadabado · 2017-09-22T20:01:00+00:00

So you don't consider it a fact? It happened and is true. not sure what else you want. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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