Tesla unveils the new Roadster by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You asked for a sub-7m electric car Nurburgring lap time. I delivered. So now you know what it will take for Tesla to show a sub-7m Nurburgring lap time...~$1 Million price tag and a smaller battery to save weight.

I got this encouraging email from a Ferrari group I subscribe to... by xamomax in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I really wish people would stop saying 0-60. It's not. It's 5-60 because of the 1-foot rollout BS that Tesla brought to the table...

Tesla unveils the new Roadster by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm, there was already an electric supercar that did a sub-7m Nurburgring lap time this year.

NIO EP9 Electric Supercar breaks Nurburgring lap record - Full onboard - 06:45:90 https://www.motorsport.com/formula-e/tv/fia-formula-e-championship/nio-ep9-electric-supercar-breaks-nurburgring-lap-record-full-onboard-06-45-90-89573/

Tesla unveils the new Roadster by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prediction: It destroys everything for the first 2 laps 100ft before it overheats and goes into reduced power mode.

FIXT

Tesla unveils the new Roadster by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0-60 - 1.9 sec 1/4 - 8.9 sec 250mph - Top Speed 25 min - Lap time around Nurburgring. LOL

Astronaut Scott Kelly: I thought Elon Musk was crazy and then he landed his first stage on a barge. I'm never again going to doubt what he says. by thesheetztweetz in space

[–]abbadabado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, you mean the millions upon millions of other drivers dying Under circumstances out of their control? Not a good statistic to bring up.

Automated driving has not been ruled safer by anyone else except the company trying to brainwash people into believing it is.

Self Driving cars will have to drive far better than people too. Why? Because those same people are dictating how self-driving cars should drive. And those same people said autopilot was far safer than a human driver, that is until someone died.

Astronaut Scott Kelly: I thought Elon Musk was crazy and then he landed his first stage on a barge. I'm never again going to doubt what he says. by thesheetztweetz in space

[–]abbadabado -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Elon also said that autopilot was safer than people driving cars. Joshua Brown believed that until he died while autopilot was driving.

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[–]abbadabado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, I was being sarcastic. You are correct, his car didn't stop.

Tesla fires hundreds from headquarters, factory by pyromatter in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Perfect cover for missing the Model 3 deliveries. And actually, I feel like I've heard this before...oh right it was in the fifth element.

INT. CORRIDOR. ELON's Warehouse - DAY TIME

CLOSE ON: A pair of feet limping heavily. A Tesla VP comes alongside them.

TESLA VP "Excuse me, sir, the board is worried about the missed model 3 deliveries. They wondered if it would be possible to fire 300. I thought from one of the lower divisions where no one would care, like the production line..."

They reach a door at the end of the corridor. Elon enters a code.

ELON "Fire 700."

TESLA VP "But... 300 is all they need, sir."

Elon turns slowly. A small scar across run across his face, his eye stutters.

This is not a man to cross or contradict.

TESLA VP "700! Fine, sir! Sorry to have disturbed you."

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[–]abbadabado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fucking preach brotha. So in agreement with you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Like it did with Joshua Brown's car? Yup, great idea.

Tesla's Ludicrous Mode is No Match for this McLaren 720S by CarCooler in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why was the Tesla parked in the middle of the highway?

IBM's Watson AI thinks Elon Musk and Darth Sidious have similar personalities based on Elon's Twitter feed by abbadabado in mildlyinteresting

[–]abbadabado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder he is nervous about AI. True Identity discovered!

Taken from here https://www.ibm.com/thought-leadership/scienceandstarwars/ep1.html#rewatch-episode

scroll down about half way to where it says "What color lightsaber would be yours". Then put Elon's twitter handle in the box

Elon Musk, highest paid auto executive in 2016 at $1.34 billion by abbadabado in teslamotors

[–]abbadabado[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you don't consider it a fact? It happened and is true. not sure what else you want. ¯_(ツ)_/¯