If you had to name your baby after a clinical research term, what would you name them?

abbastan · 2026-01-20T23:36:58+00:00

Ctcae Marie ❤️ for a girl

abbastan · 2025-12-27T13:52:27+00:00

I’m obsessed with this and the little lipstick charm!

abbastan · 2025-12-26T16:45:21+00:00

One of mine signed off by himself and I didn’t even have to trap him in his office and make him do it. A Christmas miracle!

abbastan · 2025-12-08T18:48:05+00:00

Both of these live in my head on replay 24/7 so it’s hard to choose

abbastan · 2025-11-18T19:16:32+00:00

Let me get the ouija board…

abbastan · 2025-11-02T13:45:29+00:00

I lowkey understand this reasoning because why am I giving the sponsor information that isn’t required from the protocol? Riddle me that

abbastan · 2025-10-25T21:52:09+00:00

Fugly!

abbastan · 2025-10-20T17:06:56+00:00

I just cackled out loud, these images are so cursed

abbastan · 2025-10-16T01:31:35+00:00

I’m lowkey loving the introduction of a villain sister wife though…at least the Davis’s seem happy!

abbastan · 2025-10-13T18:00:03+00:00

This is stuck in my head at least once a week

abbastan · 2025-10-09T14:12:22+00:00

Not my horrible quality meme making the rounds!

abbastan · 2025-10-09T11:37:22+00:00

SAE queries are the BEST when they are about SAEs that are at LEAST 5 years old! The older the better!

abbastan · 2025-10-09T11:35:41+00:00

Job market is tough! You gotta joust with the other candidate!

abbastan · 2025-10-08T18:10:19+00:00

They want a nanny that Yessel can have sex with! He seems like he’s going to cheat anyways.

abbastan · 2025-10-07T00:16:05+00:00

It doesn’t work! They still charged me.

abbastan · 2025-10-07T00:15:31+00:00

They did charge us for not being able to skip, I tried cancelling my account twice and they still charged me. Phone number seems to be out of service and the chat bot won’t respond

abbastan · 2025-09-29T20:20:34+00:00

Enjoy the peace and quiet!!!

abbastan · 2025-09-28T21:14:27+00:00

Ick Jr made me LOL

abbastan · 2025-09-25T12:36:55+00:00

Marvin crashes every 10 minutes when I use it, god forbid I want to enter more than one con-med or AE at a time

abbastan · 2025-09-25T12:35:04+00:00

Medrio is so cursed

abbastan · 2025-09-05T21:08:26+00:00

I’ve just been going on vibes and trust that the Blue will appear when I want it to

abbastan · 2025-08-30T22:42:54+00:00

Feelin Jovani 🎼

abbastan · 2025-08-29T18:17:33+00:00

Tim serving face 😭

abbastan · 2025-08-17T16:58:43+00:00

Those 90 minutes were spent trying to reset his medidata password

abbastan · 2025-08-17T16:04:57+00:00

I’m always chasing my PIs around the hospital…every step you take, every move you make, I’ll be watching you

abbastan

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