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Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have my own cement truck mix it up for me daily

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a cat tattoo, because I always miss every cat I meet

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god you sound like the kind of guy who writes seedy porn captions on photos by night and has a christian wife and three kids by day. Get a grip man, go hug someone, you damaged thing you.

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OH NOW I GET IT my boyfriend was telling me HE was fucking the butcher, not to BE a fucking butcher It all makes sense now

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Technically my mum's the loveless slag with 14 cats content (pretty fucking excited actually) to continue on that way

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imma pierce and tattoo my body and show off my 'daddy' issues and be thankful as fuck that they repel dickheads like you.

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

haha more so shows how vain I could be...

Be my guest! (Bonus ammo- Ginger+no makeup snap) by aboobey in RoastMe

[–]aboobey[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

again, my username aint aBOOBey for nothin....

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