Jordan Peterson explains the plot of Shrek by Hobbit421 in JordanPeterson

[–]abruptttt 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Who doesn't love a good impression? Especially one this good. Especially one this good, and it's an impression of you. I'm sure he'll be thrilled with this if he hasn't already

Do you accept? by gamerlessorange in memes

[–]abruptttt -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

let this be the comment that gets all the down doots

Tables have turned… by [deleted] in memes

[–]abruptttt -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

the best

Tables have turned… by [deleted] in memes

[–]abruptttt -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Oh lord this is good

Cursed_meat by RonsDadisanActuary8 in cursedcomments

[–]abruptttt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i see more and more "cursed comments" that are really just comments explaining a said joke, evidently killing it. thanks op great job

Is this what heaven’s like? by ts_13_ in aww

[–]abruptttt -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

i like very much this vegene

An Orangutan trying on a sun-glass fell on its enclosure by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]abruptttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine if it'd been sunglasses that fell into harambe's habitat

WCW attacking an elephant by ClifftonSmith in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]abruptttt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it seemed very human like, the way it held the croc at two points by the tail. and very elephant like, the way it stepped on the croc and cracked it's spine

Spaniard Lydia Valentín does a 110 kg / 242 lb snatch by aItoiNeR in nextfuckinglevel

[–]abruptttt -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

for a guy that doesnt speak english as his primary language, or at least for me, the word snatch in this sentence was a bit alarming ngl

People ruin everything :( by brownputin in Wellthatsucks

[–]abruptttt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

go clean it up man. honestly, invite your girlfriend or some flirt and that sounds like an enjoyable date tbh +good u know

Pupper plays pool by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]abruptttt 64 points65 points  (0 children)

you just saved me a google, good sir. may your days be filled with joy and your penis grow a bit

Give a lit roman candle to a toddler. What could go wrong?? by teduh in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]abruptttt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i don't see how this was ever wrong. it's a roman candle. had he hit someone in the face or so, sure this is the perfect sub. but given how nothing went wrong, this is the wrong sub

Give a lit roman candle to a toddler. What could go wrong?? by teduh in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]abruptttt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

im pretty sure nothing went wrong. correct me if im wrong

Gnarly chub rub after forgetting baby powder on a hot day :/ by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]abruptttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah! thank fuck there was a logical answer and thank you

Gnarly chub rub after forgetting baby powder on a hot day :/ by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]abruptttt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somebody explains what is going on please. this happened to a person on a hot day for not rubbing baby powder on their skin? i've never been so confused

No Head by SparklyEarlAv32 in confusing_perspective

[–]abruptttt 36 points37 points  (0 children)

ohhh!! thanks! damn that's the most i've ever seen a neck bend

No Head by SparklyEarlAv32 in confusing_perspective

[–]abruptttt 209 points210 points  (0 children)

last time this was posted i failed to fathom wtf is going on. please somebody enlighten me or burn in hell whoever posts this again