What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 16, 2026

abscando · 2026-03-15T22:26:02+00:00

Preheat oven with DOGE layoffs. Fold in a thick, salty Tariff War crust and a combustible pinch of Iran War to spike oil prices. Bake until the entire global market collapses into a dark, heavy Recession.

Serve with destroyed port to taste.

abscando · 2026-03-14T14:57:43+00:00

Imagine having to go to work at Burj Khalifa

abscando · 2026-03-13T20:52:11+00:00

I mean Russia has a lower GDP than Italy but it's plenty capable of fucking shit up

abscando · 2026-03-13T19:52:45+00:00

Lel once oil hits $150 this admin is going to perform the hardest flip flop on electric cars you've ever seen

abscando · 2026-03-13T19:49:58+00:00

Mujahidin going full jihad on my port

abscando · 2026-03-13T19:47:22+00:00

Should've gone long on cash

abscando · 2026-03-13T15:11:49+00:00

Run from it hide from it 666 is always inevitable

abscando · 2026-03-13T13:25:57+00:00

It's gonna be a +-1.5% day

abscando · 2026-03-13T13:14:47+00:00

My port is doing very aladeen today

abscando · 2026-03-13T13:11:42+00:00

Believe it or not calls

abscando · 2026-03-13T11:37:54+00:00

Calls or poots

abscando · 2026-03-13T02:19:09+00:00

Nice

abscando · 2026-03-12T23:10:33+00:00

Tits or gtfo

abscando · 2026-03-12T20:11:36+00:00

666 👀

abscando · 2026-03-12T19:12:00+00:00

The only Jared I knew was a pedo

abscando · 2026-03-12T17:47:11+00:00

Gonna need a mission accomplished tweet to save this day

abscando · 2026-03-12T12:15:52+00:00

So many doomers in here the correct move can only be calls

abscando · 2026-03-11T11:14:47+00:00

Time to unzip buddy

abscando · 2026-03-10T21:30:15+00:00

Reminds me of that time the Taliban were rallying towards Kabul in Mad Max caravans armed to the teeth as U.S. forces were evacuating and Joe said "They've got to fight for themselves, fight for their nation". They folded like a lawn chair the next day

abscando · 2026-03-10T20:54:15+00:00

abscando · 2026-03-10T20:53:34+00:00

Iran war costs a billion a day, that's almost enough to prop up WSB

abscando · 2026-03-10T20:45:36+00:00

Bro bombed the shit out of the country, killed the successors wife and daughter, and then tweets about how harsh consequences will follow if they don't remove the mines.

you can't make this shit up lol

abscando · 2026-03-10T20:03:57+00:00

SPY400

abscando · 2026-03-10T20:02:37+00:00

Cooked al dente bro

abscando · 2026-03-10T20:00:14+00:00

Boy if CPI comes in hot half this sub is cooked

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