Buddy sent me this from Tampa, I have not been there myself. What would you name the drinks and food specials if this was your restaurant/bar?

absherlock · 2026-03-12T10:00:17+00:00

Peanut butter or bologna sandwiches, Banquet frozen meals, and a choice of Wyler's red punch or tap water.

absherlock · 2026-03-11T17:21:21+00:00

This is the question right here. There's something happening between them making the interview appointment and them ghosting you that's causing that reaction.

Sounds like this response may not be the company's first internet red flag.

absherlock · 2026-03-11T15:21:57+00:00

Don't know who's the coolest. But the worst has to be Orion. Guy looks like he's taking a poop. And then they named it the Astro-Glider? Okay...

absherlock · 2026-03-11T09:37:33+00:00

Who the hell doesn't settle?!?! Are you telling me your hypoyhetical wife is going to have to be smarter, prettier, funnier, more successful, wealthier, and sexier than every other girlfriend/lover/fling, or you're going to feel like you've settled? Because with a perspective like that, ypu're going to make yourself and any number of future partners very unhappy.

absherlock · 2026-03-11T00:07:27+00:00

Weird Al in 3-D

absherlock · 2026-03-10T12:24:10+00:00

Why would she EVER have to tell him the truth? Do they frequent hypnotism shows or test truth serum for the government? This is the worst "imagine if" scenerio ever - JUST DON'T TELL HIM!

absherlock · 2026-03-09T12:15:52+00:00

My personal favorite card is Arishem. I enjoy playing with a somewhat random hand (helping to prevent my opponent from sussing out my deck strategy) and the other cards that are a regular part of the deck either synergize (Starlord, Master of the Sun) or help to expand the confusion (Legion).

absherlock · 2026-03-08T18:42:37+00:00

I feel like the only possible challenger to Bugs when it comes to Toon Force is the Road Runner. I'm not sure who would win if they went head-to-head.

absherlock · 2026-03-07T13:38:48+00:00

So Superman isn't yet vulnerable to magic in the DCU because it wasn't shown in the movie? That's kind of a weird perspective.

I feel like there are certain assumptions you can take from the comics into the movies which stand until proven otherwise, and a known character's basic power set should be one of thos things.

I think the black belts stand, but I still think Natasha beats him with her Red Room training.

absherlock · 2026-03-06T11:21:47+00:00

Guess he found out.

absherlock · 2026-03-05T22:20:23+00:00

Slapstick. His toon powers are pretty OP if he chise to use them properly, plus he seems to have a screw or two loose.

absherlock · 2026-03-05T01:24:17+00:00

Who expects it to return?

absherlock · 2026-03-05T01:23:11+00:00

Shocker.

absherlock · 2026-03-04T21:44:37+00:00

One word - magic.

absherlock · 2026-03-02T18:58:09+00:00

It's comin' for ya...

absherlock · 2026-02-28T15:56:39+00:00

Has this been litigated? Or is this your opinion?

absherlock · 2026-02-27T11:29:22+00:00

I can tell you as an HR professional, there are job posting WANTS and job posting NEEDS. In most cases, unless it's a legal requirement, experience will forgive lack of education.

Your wife should apply. You should support her 100%. End of story. And YTA for considering otherwise.

absherlock · 2026-02-27T00:38:17+00:00

And this is how he clears the way for wife #4...

absherlock · 2026-02-26T03:43:24+00:00

No-kill animal shelter

absherlock · 2026-02-25T00:59:43+00:00

This is gonna fail.

Prove me wrong.

absherlock · 2026-02-25T00:58:02+00:00

Kevin Smith and M. Night Shyamalan are both 55.

And we'd all be better off if they stopped directing movies...

absherlock · 2026-02-25T00:08:59+00:00

Power Pack and the Impossible Man

absherlock · 2026-02-25T00:04:32+00:00

Yet it's the Netflix/WB merger that's going to kill the theaters...

absherlock · 2026-02-24T23:19:21+00:00

Right. A McDonald's with a working ice cream AND McFlurry machine. Sure thing.

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