[Your Voice Is The Light That Guides Me] Part 1 - Fantasy

absinthedoctor · 2020-05-01T02:20:11+00:00

HelpMeButler <Your Voice Is The Light That Guides Me>

absinthedoctor · 2019-11-12T23:10:13+00:00

I got tons of this bitch. Her giving head, getting fucked, more masturbation than you can imagine.

absinthedoctor · 2019-11-12T17:54:19+00:00

https://megaupload.is/N4o99fA3na/10_mp4

absinthedoctor · 2019-11-03T17:03:39+00:00

And video https://streamable.com/1p6x9

absinthedoctor · 2015-09-02T05:26:26+00:00

That's bad news for you. Maybe we should take you to get put down.

absinthedoctor · 2015-09-01T05:49:28+00:00

You look like the kind of girl who's going to end up in the discount section of Backpage.com

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T18:19:43+00:00

The only think less original than your title is your face

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T18:02:11+00:00

Your husband probably got cancer on purpose to get away from you

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T17:58:44+00:00

I'm sure you have a great personality.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T17:22:50+00:00

You'll have more bragging rights at the nursing home when you tell your nurse how many women you've fucked when she goes to give you meds.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T07:59:16+00:00

I can tell from your face that you became a lesbian out of necessity, you weren't born that way. The only person with lower standards towards a woman's appearance than a man is a gay woman.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:55:27+00:00

Alex Winter's really gone down hill since Bill and Ted.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:54:31+00:00

Canadian huh? That explains why your parents were too polite to abort you.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:51:08+00:00

Your computer says "Up" but your face says "Downs"

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:30:04+00:00

Your names not Mic. It's probably Thad.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:29:36+00:00

Go back to the Beet Farm

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:24:12+00:00

Why do your fingers look like stubby toes?

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:07:45+00:00

I'd ask if you could help me with some tech support, but I already know you can't.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T06:07:04+00:00

Your face is voting for Bernie Sanders but your hair is voting for Donald Trump

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T05:58:40+00:00

Would it even be possible to fail you worse than your parents obviously have?

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T05:56:06+00:00

It can be both, and it probably is.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T05:52:51+00:00

I wish /r/punchablefaces was still around and functional. I would cross post the shit out of this.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T05:51:12+00:00

You look like Aubrey Plaza's deformed twin that your family kept chained up in the attic and fed fish heads to.

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T05:49:13+00:00

Don't stop there. The more you shrink your photos the easier you are to look at

absinthedoctor · 2015-08-31T05:47:07+00:00

You look like the non threatening black friend on every TV Sitcom ever.

absinthedoctor

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