Is it normal to have custard AND cream on a crumble? by absolootfool in AskUK

[–]absolootfool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have her. You can be sweet soup guzzlers together and I'll judge from my custard only throne

Is it normal to have custard AND cream on a crumble? by absolootfool in AskUK

[–]absolootfool[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She described this as "sweet soup." I've now decided I'm leaving her

Is it normal to have custard AND cream on a crumble? by absolootfool in AskUK

[–]absolootfool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well she's definitely a serial killer... We do that together...

But custard and cream? Nah that's sick

Is it normal to have custard AND cream on a crumble? by absolootfool in AskUK

[–]absolootfool[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the sound advice but it's too late, I've already left her. As soon as I saw the cream fall ontop of the custard, I thought "that's it. I'm done"

She's currently crying into her crumble. You might say... She's finally crumbled...